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I need ert

To imply sexual frustration.

Ert meaning 'It' in Norfolk terms.
I havent got laid in over a month, I need ert!
by beardy6991 April 9, 2008
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clock needle

The master is making his servant work almost like a clock needle.
by uttam maharjan January 4, 2012
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Nifty Needles

When something is interesting, as in ideas or events.
You went to the midnight showing? That's nifty needles.
by vagrantviolin September 27, 2013
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banging needles

"Bitch I dont wanna try banging needles, thats ratchet"
by 12bitches February 11, 2014
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ima need to get that check

a term used by the brault guy when he pulls up to kustomwerx autobody in that van and has that flip phone and needs to get the check for paint supplies and materials
"hey there partner how ya doing, ima need to get that check, you got that check?
by getthatcheck1 May 17, 2014
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i need a brown

by Redwall1234 June 22, 2014
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Social Needia

A state of being wherein a person desperately seeks contact with anyone else they can on social media, like Facebook, twitter, Snapchat, etc., whether because they have little in-person interaction or just because it makes them feel validated.
Primus: "Holy shit, this chick has added me on Facebook like 17 times and I still don't know who she is."
Secundus: "Yeah, she's on Social Needia hardcore."
by Apokamptos April 26, 2015
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