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Testimony (name)

Testimony (name) : An extremely dark male of Nigerian descent. Commonly infatuated with items like fried chicken, kool aid, and white girls. Testimonys are natural born athletes and will mention the word “red flower” in every one out of two sentences. Trained by running from lions they are good at every sport.
What type of person names their kid Testimony (name)?
Testimony (name) came straight from the village.

Starbucks Name 

when they spell your name wrong at Starbucks, so you just accept it and go by it forever. Also to keep your identity a secret you don't use your credit card because then you might be accused of identity theft.
Starbucks barista: and your name is?

You: Hannah

(minutes later)

Starbucks barista: passion iced tea for Kiana!

(you thought they said your name when infact they said your Starbucks Name. You take the drink, and the fact that you mumble your name)
Starbucks Name by sunshineyday February 5, 2010

shandells striper name

A dumb fuck theat sits on dicks
Shandells striper name is lechuga

Obama's last name 

The most stupid thing you can ever say. Just please, stop.
Idiot: Hey, what's Obama's last name?
Person: Excuse me. did you pass high school?

User Name Music Enthusiest 

By definition a "gay-fag-queer"
You know that guy who signs the defintions as Music Enthusiest, I heard he loves the cock
User Name Music Enthusiest by Mike October 22, 2003

three name roll  

having a sweet full name and everyone calling you by it.
three name roll ...
sarah jessica parker
sarah michelle geller
chad Micheal Murry