by oneofamind October 4, 2017

by Leixx January 14, 2025

A bowl movement (typically indicating gastrointestinal distress) as a result of eating at NC State University's Fountain Dining Hall
by Wolfpack0811 August 14, 2018

by jimwkejnwekdkwe July 5, 2022

A threesome with two guys and a girl, where one guy is hitting it from behind, and the other guy is getting a blow job. The guys are erotically exfixiatating each other to reach optimal climax.
When considering possible options to liven up my Friday night, I soon found myself in the mists of a Rocky mountain bow tie with Jess and Bobby. Needless to say I've never reach a climax again unless I know it's a black tie affair.
by rock4689 March 29, 2015

A mountain pirate can be identified by three defining characteristics:
1) Disregards the wants and needs of others regardless of the severity of the situation. Will accept death before accepting situations involving the benefit of any being other than himself. The mountain pirate will not allow any of his resources to be used by anyone other than himself by any means.
2) Problems forming bonds with others as a result of their belief that others are after their stuff whether or not intent was shown. Basically your existence is reasonable cause for the mountain pirate to suspect that you are after their stuff. Communication with a mountain pirate should be avoided. Does not like sudden movements and typically breathes with mouth open.
3) Has stuff. The mountain pirate will always have stuff because that’s what they’re about. The mountain pirate builds a deep emotional bond with their stuff. This connection consumes every area of the mountain pirates life. Never uses a lint roller and generally has a worried expression on their face (this is because they are worried all the time. About their stuff)
1) Disregards the wants and needs of others regardless of the severity of the situation. Will accept death before accepting situations involving the benefit of any being other than himself. The mountain pirate will not allow any of his resources to be used by anyone other than himself by any means.
2) Problems forming bonds with others as a result of their belief that others are after their stuff whether or not intent was shown. Basically your existence is reasonable cause for the mountain pirate to suspect that you are after their stuff. Communication with a mountain pirate should be avoided. Does not like sudden movements and typically breathes with mouth open.
3) Has stuff. The mountain pirate will always have stuff because that’s what they’re about. The mountain pirate builds a deep emotional bond with their stuff. This connection consumes every area of the mountain pirates life. Never uses a lint roller and generally has a worried expression on their face (this is because they are worried all the time. About their stuff)
“Your behavior is landing you dangerously close to earning the title of mountain pirate. Also obviously your mother is concerned.”
by Founderofflexandunmatchedskill June 29, 2020

by Hammer Slammer May 18, 2022
