Good Morning and God Bless

When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.

Hila: "Ethan, I need the bathroom. What are you doing in there?"
Ethan: "Good morning and god bless."

by Defining shift May 26, 2018

morning sticky

The female equivalent to “morning wood” also known as afternoon sticky and nighttime sticky, depending on the time of day. Vaginal discharge in the morning time.

There was a glob of morning sticky on my ceiling when u woke up!!!!

by Fun footle February 27, 2023

Morning blush

When ur face start to burn first thing you wake up and check ur phone

Holy fuck stop giving me the morning blush

by Morningblush July 21, 2019

Morning Glory

When you roll a joint on Saturday night to smoke before church the next day.

Yo, let’s baptize your morning glory.

by Laners the blonde December 15, 2018

Morning streak

The naked run made In the morning from the bedroom to the bathroom.

I nearly got spotted making the morning streak today

by Buckaroo00 June 22, 2017

Good morning god bless

An Ethan Klein reference meaning when you poop, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet

“Hey what are you doing” “Good Morning god bless”

by Pasta is my champ May 22, 2018

Morning Tard Syndrome

Is your body is awake but your brain is just not quite there yet.

Don't try to have a conversation still I've had my coffee due to my morning tard syndrome making me unable to focus on you.

by Lord Corpse February 14, 2025