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Sparx Maths

A website that makes children want to kill themselves people would rather fuck a rabbit than use this fucking website I only use it because my teacher will rape me if not.
Mark:*Checks in on me while I'm doing sparx maths and finds me hanging from a rope*
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Math

Person 1: Ugh i hate math
Person 2: Yeah its mental abuse to humanity
by handle587645678942986724386928 October 13, 2020
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Miami Math

The uncanny arithmetic of life in Miami: finding yourself in the right place at the wrong time, or the wrong place at the right time, where luck, chaos, and destiny are always working the same equation.
Miami Math is ending up at a party you weren’t invited to, and meeting someone who changes your life.
by G2evera August 11, 2025
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math calculator

A calculator that makes life easier when doing math...
Yo can I use your math calculator?
No, ur just becoming dumber by the second bc of it.
by VEENNNN December 21, 2022
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noob ass nibba <70 math ass thot

An atrocious term used to describe people of low intellect that are not even in the slightest truly capable of scoring at least, if not more than, 70 marks out of 80 in their maths paper
harsaaj: Abhinav and Raghav are noob ass nibba <70 math ass thot
by jijun't April 30, 2020
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Math

The most painful thing that can ever, you will be painfully forced into for your entire life
All math must die
by 1val March 23, 2021
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