Long Time No See

Something an non-funny person who has just seen you recently says when there trying to be funny. Often said by annoying relatives or douchy friends.

Douchy Friend Who Has Just Seen Frank: Hey Frank! Long time no see.

Frank: Dude not now, at least hold your douchyness untill there done reading the Jeff's final words!

by DamanCrazy April 02, 2010

for 20 long years!!!

what you say after anyone asks you how long you have done something.

Girl: so how long you been drawing comics?
Guy: FOR 20 LONG YEARS!!!


girl: so you ever heard that song?
Guy: which song?
Girl: Come on Eileen.
Guy: yeah i listened to it...FOR 20 LONG YEARS!!!

by Cheesebadger January 11, 2005

put long pants on

The act of achieving an altered state of mind through the consumption of marijuana.

Hey, we are going to be so hungry after we put long pants on.

by sirsneaky September 29, 2005

mr long thing

Arnold Schwarzenegger's big fat penis

The Children:whats that
Arnold:this is mr long thing your new class mascot
Arnold:go ahead and pet mr long thing
The Children:He spat at me
Arnold:I dont care keep peting him
The Children:i dont like this
Arnold:Dont make me do to you what i did to mr fluffykins
The Children:where is he
Arnold:up my ass should be out in two week....or more!
The Children:AAAAAAAAAAH
Arnold:keep going danmmit or ill break your legs
The Children:your scary
Arnold:don't mind the white stuff it mean he likes you
Johnny:taste salty
Arnold:thats it you dead
Now poor johnny is in Arnolds ass

by Dookie and J-Dog July 13, 2006

Long Juicy Cone

A derogatory term, derived from the simple ideas relating to that of a long ejaculating penis... otherwise known as LJC, in some states the term Liam Connelly used to express the same feelings of success.

"Did you see that dirty video I sent you?", "Yes I saw it, that guy had one hell of an LJCone (Long Juicy Cone)!"

by Liam Connelly June 12, 2009

Mile Long Sub.

spin off of mile long club

this term is the under ground version. any form of sex on a subway. also see long bus.

after shopping my wife asked" what way are we going home" and i told her" we're taking the mile long sub. "

by mar'scorpio February 21, 2010

long sleeve shorts

Pants, capris, clam diggers, etc.

"Are you going to wear shorts today?"
"Yea, but it's cold, so I'm going to wear long sleeve shorts"

by MeganMe May 02, 2007