Leggings Day

Leggings Day (February 21st): A sacred holiday dedicated to the universal truth that real pants are overrated. On this day, people of all ages and backgrounds unite by wearing their stretchiest, comfiest leggings—whether for working out, lounging, or pretending they’ll go to the gym. Traditions include aggressively defending the “leggings are pants” argument, performing the ceremonial waistband stretch test after eating too much, and silently judging those who still wear jeans. Some observe this holiday most Friday’s for, white girl friday!

It’s leggings day!

Owen is wearing his leggings!

by L3gMan February 21, 2025

Logic

A story that is in existence for the story's sake in and of itself.

Person 1: But there's no logic or goodness to creatively making up a word and then applying a definition to it! That's just an anecdote.
Person 2: Well, Malcolm X read and memorized the entire dictionary in prison and I'm pretty sure

he saw stories in there. Is that logical? Does it

fucking matter what YOU consider to be logical? It mattered to a LOT of people what stories he saw as logical. Are you the authority Malcolm X

sought? Or do you just need to bring a little more humanity and understanding into your logic that might bring about better outcomes.

by rg84 March 30, 2025

Logg

The practice of adjusting one’s genitalia, usually to better comfort oneself

Man my balls were so sweaty i had to logg so bad

by Nicozia April 10, 2025

lodgistics

Rallying da club-members of Possum Lake towards a common goal.

As lazy, selfish, and unstructured as Red Green's macho buddies are, da lodgistics of any sizeable project would likely be a nightmare!

by QuacksO April 17, 2025

lodgical

Da basic-common-sense mindset dat Mr. Spock would want everyone in da Possum Lake men's club to adopt and follow.

Never mind da absurdity of expecting any of Red Green's arrogantly-macho buddies to see reason --- merely thinking dat everyone's favorite practical-minded Vulcan would even want to join said group in da first place would "not be at all lodgical"!

by QuacksO April 17, 2025

Logical Marian Assumption

The Logical Marian Assumption, is the opposite, of my Illogical Marian Assumption. It's also, my joke, on The Marian Assumption, and a logical assumption.

Our Lord Jesus Christ, proclaims The Logical Marian Assumption. He says, The Virgin Mary, his mother, is pure, and chaste enough, to be brought, bodily to heaven! Amen! Another joke!

by I'mcrazy May 28, 2025

Logic Pretzel

A twisted, convoluted argument that sounds reasonable on the surface but makes absolutely no sense when examined closely. Often used by manipulative people to avoid accountability or dismiss someone else's valid feelings.

Etymology: Derived from the way actual pretzels are twisted into impossible shapes - much like how some people twist basic logic until it's completely unrecognizable.

Common characteristics:

Uses fancy words to sound smart
Contains circular reasoning
Makes the listener question their own sanity
Usually delivered with complete confidence
Falls apart immediately under scrutiny

"My ex gave me a total logic pretzel when he said he couldn't validate my feelings because they contradicted his feelings. Like, sir, that's not how emotions work."

Example in a sentence: "Don't let him feed you that logic pretzel - two people can have different opinions about the same event and both be valid!"

by PixelbrushProductions June 3, 2025