Johnny E has a massive cock and is super charismatic. He makes sure everyone knows about how big his massive cock is and the fact that he's a Beatles fan. He plays the guitar like he fingers pussy but he sings like two keys off. He's a manwhore that likes to fuck around with as many biddies as possible. From the second he wakes up, he's only thinking about how he can impale the next bitch with his meat rod. He can last hours and nuts gallons. His long hair makes him look like John Lennon and he drives a nice car but his huge cock weighs it down so he has to go slow over any bumps to prevent the car's bottom from scraping
Person1: Yo, what's up Johnny E?
Johnny E: Hey do you know this song by the Beatles?
Person1: Ai, shut the fuck up.
Johnny E: Hey do you know this song by the Beatles?
Person1: Ai, shut the fuck up.
by badussy2.0 February 9, 2022
Get the Johnny Emug. A group of "People" With an unordinary case of extreme autism, tourettes}, retardation,and or a bacterial infection that has targeted the brain
hey what's up man these guys here are the iron johnnies don't make fun of them its not their fault they're like this
by TheRoadToElDespacito December 8, 2018
Get the The Iron Johnniesmug. 
Get the Johnnymug. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 22, 2025
Get the Lauren Ash Is Johnny Glocks To Johnny Pistol To Johnny WhistleBlower Ash Laurenmug. Johnny Burns is fucking awesome and deserves everything good in this life and needs someone to check up on him because he is falling into a state of severe depression.
by Opulentbitch February 5, 2023
Get the Johnny Burnsmug. "Hey, wanna go see if Johnny can join us today?"
"Nah man, he's probably playing Monster Hunter and watching Community"
"Nah man, he's probably playing Monster Hunter and watching Community"
by Azhidal November 16, 2020
Get the Johnnymug. A man who’s the Most intelligent, Deep Thinker, Thinks outside the box space sky, he’s thinks everything in life & after death & end of the world. Has Zero Intrusive thoughts because he’s built different & deserves to live Great.
Johnny is not a lame name anymore, Johnny yes papa, The world will know his Name for something greater & above average.
by Unknown8244 August 9, 2023
Get the Johnnymug.