Jacking Off

When a guy makes a fist and pulls on his dick for pleasure

Chad : O wow Kiersten's wearing a tube top & leather mini today!
Craig : O God Damn and a thong!
Chad : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Kiersten! Kiersten! Kiersten!
Craig : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Kiersten! Kiersten! Kiersten!
Steve : O wow double dicks today!
Steve : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Chad! Craig! Chad ! Craig!
Kiersten : Why the hell is everyone Jacking Off today?
Kaylee : Gee Kiersten have you looked in the mirror!
Kiersten : O it's because of me!
Kaylee : You are so full of yourself!
Kiersten : Your just jealous cause everyone is Jacking off to me!

by SlopNChop November 4, 2017

jack white

Singer/guitarist for The White Stripes and The Raconteurs,also insanely hot man in very tight pants with an incredibly giant penis

"That Jack White's pants are so tight his enormous penis is going to burst forth"

by Joanie Baloney November 10, 2008

Jack Shit

nothing,ziltch,zero,empty,contains absolutely nothing.

Asked if he had won any money on lotto, sam replied,"nah got jack shit" There was jack shit left in the fridge.

by timothy mark kluwen April 22, 2007

Jack Bauer

1.) Jack Bauer, a Field Agent on TV program 24. Aleneng, a superhero and an all round cool dude. Kinda like action man but with better hair. Works for CTU (Counter Terrorist Unit), Los Angeles.

2.) To pull a Jack Bauer is to perform a heroic act, such as save the world from evil Middle Eastern terrorists (who always seem to be working with the British. Well that's a compliment.).

1.) Wow, Jack Bauer saved the world again. Too bad he has a dumb ass daughter like Kim who went off with some ugly prick in series 3.

2.) Look i saved the world again. I'm such a Jack Bauer!

by KillYouAll June 30, 2005

jack black

My hero and yours.

What is up buddy, I am sending Jack Black my 50000000000 naked pictures.

by Anonymous October 10, 2003

rack jacked

When you are flirting up a shawty and then a douche bag comes up and prevents you from motor boating her rack. Also a synonym for cock blocked.

Brian was getting major pussy when Britain, a pretentious douche bag, comes right in the middle of their banging and ruins everything for everyone. Brian has officially been rack jacked.

by Hadvar's pimp December 28, 2011

jack fuck

a complete and total dumb ass -- a mental and physical state occasionally caused by excessive alcohol or drug intake

The other night I got liquored up and barged into the ladies room like a jack fuck and took a piss in the corner.

by Anonymous September 18, 2003