Susie loves getting it up the ass...told me my cock is dirt legal and I can fuck her in the ass any time.
by M. Goldberglocks June 12, 2025
Get the dirt legalmug. When a man takes his erect penis and in a smooth "sailing" motion runs it along the butthole of a prone person.
The other day Kenny tied a little sail to his dick and went dirt sailing before throwing a piece of eight on her back!
by Habberstamp July 9, 2022
Get the Dirt sailingmug. A guy from Texas who started from nothing and had gained everything his heart desires. The Alter Ego for James Gary Sturm. If you are reading this, I told you I was gonna make it. And here’s my proof. Also, Gracie Danay Miller, I still love you.
by TheGreatZaZa June 28, 2023
Get the Dirt G.D. Coloradomug. “Hey Todd, do you want to hang out on Saturday?”
“Sorry I can’t, Marlene and me will be bagging in the dirt house. It might take all weekend.”
“Sorry I can’t, Marlene and me will be bagging in the dirt house. It might take all weekend.”
by Phat Sugar July 24, 2024
Get the Bagging in the dirt housemug. A large, cheek clapping fart that arrives, unexpectedly in the dead of night, from a sleeping dispenser.
by anonymous May 23, 2022
Get the Midnight dirt bikemug. “I was complimented on my tan but when I got home and took a shower it was actually just dirt that washed off, it’s just a dirt-tantiful skin bronzer”
by Franleen January 4, 2024
Get the Dirt-tantifulmug. Someone with dreads who chooses to look homeless but actually isn’t. A trust-fund young adult with outspoken socialist political leanings and filthy clothes often stinking of patchouli or other incense. Dirt heads can typically be found loitering in small groups, generally with dogs and often with musical instruments. Can often be found busking in urban settings or attending small-venue indie musical acts.
Have you seen Abby recently? She’s a dirt head now. Her armpit hair is dirtier than my nutsac after I wiped my ass back-to-front.
by Uncle Butt March 22, 2023
Get the dirt headmug.