Cat Theory

The theory that women are like cats, in the way that when you go to pet a cat, it doesn't want anything to do with you, but when you give a cat no attention, it comes and cuddles with you. The same goes for a woman and the amount of attention you give them.

How did you bag Sara bro? She's a 10!

Cat Theory Bro. Ignored her for two weeks. Works every time.

by bacondeliguava July 19, 2016

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025

Pajeet Theory

a Theory which is already proven, that indopaks are in their nature very submissive (mostly uncondentionaly) towards authoritian people or people who have more power then themselfs, even if this person is a very evil one

generic pajeet: „phul sapport for israel saaar“
normal person: „thats the pajeet theory“

by deez nuts chatgpt January 19, 2024

Bronsted-Lowry/Brønsted–Lowry Acid-Base Theory

An acid/base definition that suggests an Brønsted–Lowry acid is any molecule that can donate a proton, and a Brønsted–Lowry base is any molecule that accepts the proton. Protons can be referred to as H+ or "hydrogen ions," so if you see those terms used in a textbook they all mean the same thing. When a Brønsted–Lowry acid gives its proton away, it is "deprotonated" and can now accept a proton; now that it has become an acceptor, it is referred to as a conjugate base. The same rule applies to Brønsted–Lowry bases: once they gain a proton (are protonated), they are known as conjugate acids.

student: i'm a little confused with this functional group. the reading says that the carboxylic acid (COOH) group loses its proton, H, making the formula COO−. now that there's a space on the oxygen that's vacant, could the group accept a proton in the empty space? wouldn't that make the group a base?
teacher: yeah, acids turn into things known as conjugate bases when they lose hydrogen ions. the space where a proton used to be is now available for bonding, and the group or molecule becomes a proton acceptor/Brønsted–Lowry base
that's how you use the Bronsted-Lowry/Brønsted–Lowry Acid-Base Theory

by ilikesciencemorethanyoudo July 6, 2025

The Scarecrow Theory

The idea that one of your friends are so chopped that good looking girls run away in terror, but they can pull because they don’t have a scarecrow.

“John is so chopped I can’t pull in English class, but he already has a girlfriend. He’s an example of the scarecrow theory.”

by Twigsteroonie September 3, 2025

Copespiracy Theory

A far-fetched conspiracy theory that serves as an alternative explanation for an event someone finds unpleasant or inconvenient.

John: I was just accepted to Harvard University.
Joe: There's no way Harvard accepted you
John: Here's the acceptance letter.
Joe: You probably paid someone on the admissions board to make you a fake acceptance letter.
John: That's just a copespiracy theory.

by You Dropped Something August 17, 2022

Horsecock Theory of Disattraction

When a girl loses all attraction for you and decides never to talk to you again after she gets seduced and get plowed by a guy with an enormous cock

According to the Horsecock Theory of disattraction, once a girl take the big one from chad, she stops loving you. For 11 months she was the love of my life until one Sunday she took the big one from some ape with a 20 inch member and then blocked me everywhere.

by D Flawless December 12, 2023