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No Homo!

This phrase , like many others,, started in the military. It's use is required PRIOR TO saying or doing ANYTHING that your peers might misinterpret, usually deliberately, in order to give you at least seven metric fucktons of crap for it, ad infinitum. The "No Homo!" claim Absolutely MUST be invoked beforehand; Saying, or worse, doing something that Could Be interpreted as "gay" (by Any witness in the immediate vicinity) without the protection of the invocation "No Homo!" may and Almost Always DOES result in the delivery of the aforementioned measurement of crap...from Anyone who later hwars of the incident.

The exclamation is simply to assure one's comrades in arms that they have nothing to fear from the oncomingwords and/or actions. In other words, they can't "catch being gay" or get "gay herpes" or have "gay dust get all over their shit", or any of the other, horrible fates that are more or less guaranteed without the prior invocation of protection.
The most common use is when a service member is preparing to say something personal, usually about their feelings or some other crap which the Department of Defense had not issued to them, such as, "No Homo, but...I love you guys".

For actions, the phrase is usually invoked prior to some sort of physical training, such as, "The next step (in hand to hand combat, for instance) is to get hip to hip with your partner, like this..No Homo!", immediately before demonstrating the move.
"...and, so, No Homo!...I wrapped my arms around his/her waist like this (as they begin to demonstrate it), and then..."
OR,
"I've been transferred to XYZ Unit, as of tomorrow. No Homo!, but I love you guys...You're my family!"
by J Man 74 March 26, 2022
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Puny Homo

Miniscule homo-sexual individual unable to lift more than 30 lbs, unassisted.
PN: Technical director of the Puny and Chomez show.
PN: H. Badger
A Puny homo was crushed when attempting to move a transmitter... Film at 11:00
by Abby Normal August 24, 2022
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Homo

by Anonymous_Nigga_69 January 2, 2020
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G homo

Ghomo- one that thinks there gangster but is gay... usually drives around with aa busted windshield and thinks there a mechanic. But couldn't hack the pressures of smalls at home banging his girl
He ain't gay that's a g homo.
by Mike the pipe7 June 8, 2023
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homo-duogamy

The circumstance of having two sexual partners, each of the same gender as one's own. Distinguished from the term "duogamy," which most often refers to having one sexual partner of each gender.
John's homo-duogamy comprises his relationship with Bill, his boyfriend, as well as his relationship with Ron, his husband.
by Argolander November 30, 2018
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Disposable Homo Erectus

A young black, flared nose, feces-breath, chromosomally-challenged person who contributes nothing to society. One who won't work, smokes marijuana all day, plays video games, breeds with any and all females, can't speak proper English and commits crime without regard for others. Ashamed of nothing. Offended by everything. Entitled to to do as he or she pleases. Constantly accuses others of racism.
jaQuan is a Disposable Homo Erectus. He's always running from the cops in stolen cars. I guess he won't live to see 21.
by Thinman529k January 10, 2025
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Part time homo

A closet homosexual that only receives the male penis part of the time.
by White will October 21, 2008
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