Til the balls come home

A fairly uncreative, but slightly more satisfying variation of 'Til the cows come home.' It gives you an excuse to say 'balls' and this definition provides a reference if anyone calls you out for it. This is legit, person being shown this definition by someone you just heard say 'Til the balls come home.'

'How late do you have to work tonight?'
'Literally all goddamn night. I'm going to be at work until the balls come home.'
'That's not a saying.'
'Sure it is. Check urban dictionary.'

by yeti_detective August 23, 2012

Home Made Eye Patch

you get tossed off spunk on her shin she looks down then you kick her in the eye so she gets a black eye like a eye patch

i gave my ex thee ol break up home made eye patch knocked her clean out

by nudger1107(Y) January 29, 2009

count one for the home team

An expression used to signify something good has happened, or can be used to express congratulations. Its antonym is count one for the away team.

<hohoh0> Why dont you msg your gf telling her IM GONNA GET A PUSSY AND BOOB JOB, I BET YOULL LUB ME UP. she'd think we're the most horrid people EVER eheh
<Stan> nah she would count one for the home team

by BOLIVER February 3, 2003

Go hard or go home

Commonly confused with the expression “go big or go home” by people who don’t know what they’re doing, this phrase actually refers to a reminder from a dude bro that if another dude bro cannot get an erection, he may as well just go home.

Jim Bob: Yo my dude! That girl totally just asked me for a one night stand!
Bruce: Remember to go hard or go home man!

by B*chplz January 28, 2018

go big or go home

Your teas ready!!!!

go big or go home

by BobMarley1234567891011121314 September 29, 2010

Go home and have a bath

An insult/really crappy comeback when non chavs talk to chavs (however this only works with the chavs who say they aren't chavs though, all the other ones will just hit you)

Jakky G:Don't talk to me you chav!!

Jack A (who fiddles with Malakie's genitals): Errrrrrrrr go home and have a bath!!

Jakky G:Go listen to that noise you listen to that you think is music!!

by Count Scrotulus April 15, 2008

leave the broken ones at home

to forget about the unnecessary, unneeded, unuseful, stupid items or actions that one may wonder if they should use, bring, or do.

1. Mikey: Should I hang up my jeans with the holes in the crotch up in my closet?

Randy: Naw, man, just leave the broken ones at home.

2. Chester: I'm gonna get this 4,000 calorie, artery clogging meal!

Rondell: Dude, you're already fat. Just leave the broken ones at home.

by Rondell. August 26, 2009