crap happy

as in: " im so happy i want to crap " nice

like when you so happy you just have to crap your pants, or shoes, depending upon how happy you are...codfish crap happyness crap happy

by fatcraply-umbell-balanoplage April 13, 2009

happy release

What usually happens after a man receives a erotic massage from a paid masseur or hooker.

When Ming Ling was finished massaging her "John" she gave his hard cock a few tugs to release the excess pressure built-up during the erotic experience. Then she handed him a paper towel to clean up his happy release.

by FLthongboy December 19, 2011

happy #ff

An absurd hash tag greeting on twitter meaning "Happy follow friday", used by twitter junkies to tweet to long lists of followers on Fridays, usually clogging up everyone else's twitter feeds with tweets of no substance.

Horny4u: Happy #FF
SherlockHolmes411: Dude, that's the 50th tweet I've gotten from you today.

by CJ Ragsdale September 13, 2013

happy juice

the stuff that comes from a penis when a guy gets a little too happy.

so, lia. did u get shot with happy juice this weekend?

by manda and lia November 14, 2006

Happy Meal

As a girl gives you head, you are simultaneously eating a burger. As you are about to ejaculate you spit the partially chewed burger onto her face, cum on her face and yell "Here's some mayonnaise!"

We got some burgers last night and I gave her a Happy Meal

by mindstall June 22, 2011

Happy Meal

A great term to use when describing attractive women in a discrete way and without being offensive. There are three main types of Happy Meals (in order of importance):

1. An exceptionally pretty girl with a super fit body: 6-Piece Chicken Nuggets
2. A very pretty girl with a nice body, but looks like she might have an unpleasant attitude: 4-Piece Chicken Nuggets
3. A fairly pretty girl with a decent body, but considering as much, has a nice personality: Cheeseburger Happy Meal

--Originator: NataShy

Ay man, check out this Happy Meal behind the counter.

The cashier girl? Yeah definitely, 6-Piece Chicken Nuggets for sure.

I would have gone with 4-Piece, I'm not into blondes.

by NataShy June 1, 2011

Happy Hour

The Time When You Masturbate.

9am To 10am Is My Happy Hour

by Rasengan! May 9, 2009