Throat Goat 

Someone who are the greatest of all time at deep throat.

Person 1: I'm such I'm the greatest of all time at Deep Throat!
person 2: OMG RLLY!! CAN YOU SHOW ME?
Person 1: Okay Sure I'll show you that I am Throat Goat

Throat Goat by Thr0atG0at March 24, 2021

the goat 

when the man (or transsexual person) tucks his penis and ballsack between his legs, closes his legs, and bends over, leaving his package hanging out the back of his legs for all to see. a dick trick that is used to creep out friends and (hopefully not) family members.

That asshole gave me the goat. I almost puked.

the goat by el brendino November 27, 2006

dirty goat

a horny vagina

Bitch! Go feed your dirty goat!

My dirty goat is so hungry it might eat the whole neighborhood.

dirty goat by Feenie Feen October 27, 2012

mountain goat

When a couple has doggy style sex and the man keeps pushing the girl toward the edge of the bed until she almost falls off. She is then forced to clamber onto the edge of the bed with her fists like a mountain goat climbing down a mountain

Guy 1: Dude that exchange student hailey is in hospital
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: cause ben tried to do a mountain goat but the dumb bitch fell off the bed

mountain goat by latte drinking maths lover June 1, 2011

penis goat 

a goat whos face resembles a penis therfore making it a penis goat.
or
a penis that resembles a goat (with the beard and everything)

anna touches penis goats
martin is a penis goat

penis goat by mmyak December 17, 2003

dick-goat 

(noun)
1.a pubic hair goatee
2.ballsack
used as a vulgar, insulting slang word

"Yo I got a mean dick-goat going on."
"That guy is a total dick-goat."

dick-goat by Grape Jelly October 20, 2006

Your Goat 

A term used in replacement of phrases such as "your mom" and "your face" to avoid the amount of people being put down. Goats will be offended instead.

Everyone has their own goat, goatless people have no soul.

"Your mom is fat!"
"YOUR GOAT IS FAT!"

Your Goat by Christy-Benedict January 17, 2010