fake shitter

when a person pertend to shit

he is so constipated he pretends to shit like a fake shitter

by Newton the newton😀🎳⚽⚾ September 19, 2021

fake#2222

the fucking goat, this man gets all the egirls on discord and has esex with girls on a daily

fake#2222 the goat

by lilnicovert June 14, 2021

Fake Jacob

A person who does not like bees

He hates bees, so he’s a fake Jacob

by Yemayemayema March 8, 2020

Fake Asian

Someone who has one caucasian parent and another parent of Asian descent.

E.g. Natalie Chapman is Fake Asian

by De Bushman November 14, 2020

Jaffa-fake

A term used to describe footballers wives, or alike, who wear fake suntans that leave the skin with an orange complexion.

The woman's a total jaffa-fake.

by GazzerB August 25, 2008

fake dennis

slang in the nmh class of '08 for a korean boy, infamous for having broken his computer while jacking off.

Didja hear why Fake Dennis doesn't have a roomie anymore?

by guesswho March 6, 2005

Fake Latino

Somebody like Gabriel Garcia Suarez who lives in Paris and speaks English with an American accent.

Oh that Gabriel is such a fake Latino !1!

by Gee1309 August 14, 2018