dong logger

An endearing term used to friends to show that you think actions taken by them is retarded.

Joe says,"dude, I showed up to work wasted and slept in the break room for 2 hours before break."
Steve: "you're such a dong logger

by beatleeater October 03, 2010

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twiddly dong

when you go for a wee and you need to dry your penis but there’s no toilet paper.

BOY1- ‘did you wipe’
BOY2- ‘no i did a twiddly dong’

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Big black man. Most likely from Africa or the southern part of America.

Is Joshua a shong lock dong?

by dragon_slayer36 October 02, 2017

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ding dong just is another word for.. dick. anywho, suck ding dong day!

joe mama: “yo bro did yk its national suck ding dong day!!?”
ur mom: “nope i didn’t know haha”

by bruhstopnojoemama October 09, 2021

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wow, you're so dong sicheng!

by matchagweentea November 22, 2021

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Dong wod is the daddy of all penises, it is huge, veiny, black and can take down a bull.

"Oh my god you should have seen that mans dong wod last night... it was extraordinary!!!"

by Dong wod April 06, 2017

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She is THE most awesome person, a human being can possibly meet. If you see a Lili Dong, catch her Never Let her out of your sight again!

Lili Dong is hot.

by LucaTheFirst January 07, 2020

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