Candy dangler

A person who metaphorically waves something in front of someones face that could result in feelings of inferiority or envy.

A person who is mocking someone's ability to not get something.

My sister was showing off her freedom to go out and party while I studied. What a candy dangler. LMAO

by Delisandwiches March 2, 2021

double dangleys

the highest quality of dangly ball sacks.

"yo!" you got some nice double dangleys dad"

by double dangley man ;) March 29, 2021

Nebraskan Dangler

The action in which one whips out their mega long dong shmeater and wraps it around another’s neck and proceeds to hang them for their erect meat

Where is Sheryl

Oh I heard Tom gave her a Nebraskan Dangler

by Goofiestofgoobers69 April 18, 2022

Dirty-Dangler

• A males unwashed genitals

• Dirty genitals of a male

• Unclean low hanging genitalia of a male

Ted - Hey Jerry! Have you seen Martin ?

Jerry - Yep. I was at Martins this morning. Seen him through the window wrestling his pants, trying to get them on.

Ted - probably getting caught up on his ol, low hanging, dirty Johnson...

Jerry - oh? You mean his Dirty-Dangler?

Ted - Exactly. His Dirty-Dangler

by CheizKake May 13, 2022

Dick Dangler

A female who has ridden a dick so long and girthy that she hangs from the tip and can’t touch the floor.

That bitch is a professional dick dangler.

How high does Nikkie have to climb to dick dangle? She’s a real dick dangler.

by Pants Pisser October 17, 2022

hefty dangler

a big ball sack

You see that bulge? That dude's got some hefty danglers.

by flyingspaghetpastafarian September 14, 2022

Wyatt Dangler

The act of letting your wife snort your skin tag through her nose while flicking with her tongue and gently biting until puss foams out.

My wife got me so aroused last night.
She sure now’s how to give the WYATT DANGLER.

by DroptheFlag January 6, 2024