obsessive come-post-it disorder

When any little thing happens in a worthless persons life that they have to run and post in FaceSpace or any other social media B.S.

Female or Male Douchebag: (Drops a deuce) 2 mins later.... (On Facebook....) Hey everyone, I just dropped a massive log!

Female or Male Douchebag:(10 mins later from the deuce) Watching the baby takes his/hers first steps... (On Facebook...) Hey, Jr Docuhebag just walked from this couch(pic of couch) to this one(other couch pic) for the first time.

Female or Male Douchebag:(2 mins later from litte DBags first steps on Facebook...) now watching Cops on TV.

Truthful Friend: (Response to postings) Dude/Woman, I think you have OCPID (obsessive come-post-it disorder) you need to get an "F"ing job or a life already and get off the FaceSpace!!!

by james digler October 1, 2012

here comes the storm

the act of drinking a energy drink and then fucking a girl so hard and fast that the condom desenagrates

here comes the STORM! I'm gonna tap you SO HARD!!!

by picT2 June 29, 2011

eye scream come

When you get hit in the eye by your partner's come and scream.

Damn last night I got another eye scream come from Tanya, I have to start wearing sunglasses to bed.

by likit July 7, 2011

Come Out Day

On October 12th of the year 2023, he will come out the closet and tell everyone that he is really into guys and wants to bang a furry. It is the day of truth from him. He is not to be hated on for it, but only told he is fine for being honest.

"I cant believe Pres actually did it on Come Out Day. I'm so happy he was honest. I just hope he don't try to cum on me."

by TheRealJournalist October 11, 2023

Come

1. The act of going towards something

2. What you do at night when you are bored and single... basically orgasm

Homie: Yooo, let's have a sleepover!
You: I am going to come!

Or
Homie: *asleep with mouth open*
You: I am going to come!

by the FBI at October 19, 2023

come nah man

“Come nah man” is a phrase used when someone is doing something that is fully insensible to someone else.

You wanna go smoke in school?
“Come nah man” what kinda stupidness is that?

by Madam Lee October 21, 2023

If I'd known you were coming, I'd have shaved my beard

Da "parody on da cake-baking saying" remark dat you smilingly say to a cute chick whom you've unexpectedly met somewhere, and you are savoringly pressing her soft warm palms against yer fuzzy cheeks.

I always love joking around about, "If I'd known you were coming, I'd have shaved my beard" wif pretty girls whom I befriend; said humorous remark always gets da biggest amused giggle-fits outta dem.

by QuacksO October 22, 2023