Crouton-Brain

A crouton-brain is a term used for individuals who are overall a waste of space. They more than likely are uneducated, but feel the need to be heard, ill-mannered and have a sense of undeserving self-confidence... although some are disguised as attractive on the outside. Typically a crouton will pretend to have similar interests to fit into the social setting they placed themselves into, and do not carry a sense of individuality, sophistication or class. Lacking any true intellectual substance or awareness.

This crouton-brain I saw at the bar wouldn’t stop talking about politics while drunk and it was obvious by their vocabulary they were uninformed, but continued to scream at strangers and spill their drink.

by candiedbones January 13, 2021

pop brain

when you're going to blow your brains out from all the assignments due

me: bro i swear i'm gonna pop brain
friend: oof how many you got?
me: 17

by wither_angel February 8, 2021

brain orgasm

when you hit a vape so much you get so light headed and buzzed

“oh my i’m buzzed”
“no ur having a brain orgasm”

by Jamie-Lynn Box April 26, 2021

Wrinkle-brain

The opposite of Smooth brain; a smart person. They have so many wrinkles on their brain, so many wrinkles containing powerful knowledge.

Also a complimentary term used to describe someone after they've done something smart. This term implies an above average intelligence

Person 1: My guy Neil fr talked his way out of getting arrested
Person 2: Bro's a wrinkle-brain.
Person 1: Foreal foreal

by jjournall June 23, 2022

brain damage

a syndrome every fortnite kid has but doesn't know

Fortnite Kid - *dances fortnite dances in the middle of the mall*

Guy - this kid has brain damage

by Matsu Robot June 23, 2022

Brain Dead

A commonly use word in the community of Valorant that defines a person who doesn't have game sense and is definetly Bad

Bruh You're actually Brain dead No cap Not Even trolling you roza ulted that bruhhh

by Not Brain Dead Guy from Valo August 13, 2022

An American brain

An American brain, the brain of stupidity. The country that calls football soccer. The lack of thinking. The kind of brain that doesn’t know how to cook international food. But there is some Americans that have an international brain. The brain of thinking. American brains also have racism in them.

Jake, who has an American brain: “This black guy looks like an ant.”
Tariq, who has an international brain: “This man is a great guy.”

by Chief_On_The_Dictionary September 10, 2022