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beater burn

like rug burn, but on the genitals of a masterbater after going too long/hard.
OW, fuck! I've got beater burn.
by miss_morningstar December 20, 2008
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Beater

A bad snowboarding crash/wipeout. Popular in snowboarding culture. An inevitability for progression in the sport.
He took a beater off that jump.
by ar0nious September 15, 2009
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Batteryized

My MP3 is batteryized.
by Unwanted Girl April 21, 2010
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beatersweet

when someone tries to make themselves look better than their friends

usually done by posting group pix with friends and making sure they all look ugly except for the person thats posting it
bro you look so murked in the picture jamal posted... he beatersweeted you.
by ysl slatt September 30, 2018
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Batterie

Batterie is a ship from the indie game OFF, made in 2003 and translated from french to english in 20011 made by Unproductive Fun Time and developers consisting of Martin Georis ("Mortis Ghost") and Alias Conrad Coldwood. It has gotten a sizable attraction from social media and public for it’s storyline, characters. The Batter is on a mission to “purify“ the world of OFF. The gameplay of Off is similar to that of classic RPGs.

Zacharie is the game's item vendor, buying and selling items to and from The Batter. His shop is the only one in the game, and he often shows up in new areas or shortly before difficult fights. Zacharie is largely amicable and optimistic, as he laughs when you talk to him and seems to enjoy the company of The Batter and of those around him. Zacharie and The Batter are often seen interacting since he sells items to The Batter, providing him with items, giving him clues, etc.

During the OFF anniversary stream, Mortis Ghost stated that Zacharie would smoke weed, dab, and is either a Capricorn or a Cancer.He also mentioned that in an alternate universe, Zacharie and the Batter could be in a romantic relationship, meaning that Zacharie is likely not heterosexual. And this lead fans to do the internet slang term of “Ship “ two characters, Shipping, initially derived from the word relationship, is the desire by fans for two or more people, either real-life people or fictional characters (in film, literature, television, etc.) to be in a romantic relationship.
man 1: have you heard of Batterie?
man2: wow you ship that? fuckin loser
man 1: oh
by that one peanutist May 1, 2021
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Bette Davis Eyes

Her hair is Harlow gold
Her lips a sweet surprise
Her hands are never cold
She's got Bette Davis eyes
She'll turn her music on you
You won't have to think twice
She's pure as New York snow
She got Bette Davis eyes
And she'll tease you, she'll unease you
All the better just to please you
She's precocious, and she knows just what it
Takes to make a pro blush
She got Greta Garbo's standoff sighs, she's got Bette Davis eyes
She'll let you take her home
It whets her appetite
She'll lay you on a throne
She got Bette Davis eyes
She'll take a tumble on you
Roll you like you were dice
Until you come out blue
She's got Bette Davis eyes
She'll expose you, when she snows you
Offer feed with the crumbs she throws you
She's ferocious and she knows just what it
Takes to make a pro blush
All the boys think she's a spy, she's got Bette Davis eyes
She'll tease you, she'll unease you
All the better just to please you
She's precocious, and she knows just what it
Takes to make a pro blush
All the boys think she's a spy, she's got Bette Davis eyes
She'll tease you
She'll unease you
Just to please you
She's got Bette Davis eyes
She'll expose you
When she snows you
'Cause she knows you, she's got Bette Davis Eyes
She'll tease you
by Death Menace February 4, 2023
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baby-batter brownies

A seemingly delicious chocolaty dessert where the secret ingredient is jizz. A perfect way to break up with a lying/cheating ex.
It is best accompanied by a video of the person cheated on and a guy or girl (at least one guy is needed) having sex then cumming into the brownie mix.
Girl: I just found out that my boyfriend has been cheating on me the whole year we have dated.
Guy: You gunna leave him?
Girl: Yes, but I want to get back at him.
Guy: Send him a porno of us, and make him some baby-batter brownies.
Girl: PERFECT!! He will never see it "cumming!"

Guy: That's the magic of baby-batter brownies.
by The Breakup Doctor January 11, 2013
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