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Bastard

A gay peice of shit who won't fucking tell you what tf something means which you may or may not have seen clearly, many of you may have friends or may even be the person who does it, if you are, go fucking kill yourslef, you suck dick, nobody loves you or ever fucking did, youre the ugliest peice of human shit walking around, you aint ever getting a girlfriend because your a fat bitch who sucks off their own brother and don't have a single father figure in your life, FUCKING KILL YOURSELF, IT WILL BENIFIT US ALL.
Similar words: pussy, bastard, bitch, nigger, fatherless, no dick, douchebag, cocksucker.
These people are bastards, they have no fucking life except sitting on their ass wanking their microscopic dick
by fuckurselfufatcunt June 23, 2023
mugGet the Bastardmug.

Bastardism

Someone pre-judges you and assumes you will be trouble by the way you look, even if you're incredibly laid back.
As the group entered the pub the public bristled assuming the bar staff would have no input if anything kicked off! "Hmm there's defo a strong amount of bastardism in here".
by Sazzy J March 27, 2016
mugGet the Bastardismmug.

Chip eating bastard

The customer at Jimmy John's who comes right before closing time and fucks up all the chips.
Employee: Ah shit I gotta restock and rotate chips again because of this chip eating bastard!
by the_game March 5, 2021
mugGet the Chip eating bastardmug.

you fokking bastard

you fokking bastard is what you say to a fokking twat who is fokking sthcewpid
YOU FOKKING BASTARD THAT WAS ME BLOODY CAR
by tw@t August 24, 2021
mugGet the you fokking bastardmug.

Bastard

Sulaimaan when he makes girls fall in love with him and then not give a donkeys toe when he destroys there life
Look at that bastard who stressed her out so much that she’s infertile now
by Shush6363 November 26, 2023
mugGet the Bastardmug.

Fuck bastard

by Anon not me3 April 24, 2022
mugGet the Fuck bastardmug.

tag bastard

When you miss type rat bastard and send it to your friend.
“You tag bastard!” “What does that mean?”
by Quacky boy21 March 19, 2021
mugGet the tag bastardmug.

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