Baked Pie

A "baked pie" is a euphemism for a girl providing a guy with surprise sex.

"So last night at hers, she totally prepared me a Baked Pie!"

by dtron_52 November 17, 2013

fair baked

when you are being affected by drugs such as marijuana, alcohol, or adrian reinboth

X: oh man we got fair baked last night
Y: yea well SO DID YA MUM with me in the caravan while she baked me some cookies!
X: ...AH YEAH

by benjamima hudson July 27, 2006

take a baerga

(verb) to excrete a large amount of fecal matter; usually involves a 20-30 minute session on the toilet.

Stan: "Man, I gotta take a baerga!"
Carl: "Better bring a book."

by SmokinCaterpilla January 20, 2011

D-bager

Anyone from Darien. They tend to be affluent. Their main rival is New Cannan. People from New Cannan are gay. They are so gay that they lose in every sport they try...see you at the turkey bowl next year ladies.

Wow, Darien's awesome, new cannan blows

by guess who April 26, 2005

clam bake

A party at which clams are baked

Hey timmy, are you going to the clam bake down at Willer's point?

Gosh no, I'm gonna go impregnate my girlfriend and snort coke.

by has every synonym for nameless been taken? September 19, 2008

half baked

a movie you can kick bak wit and light yo greenery. got dat rite bitch! -words of dave chappelle

Thurgood Jenkins: Guys, just shutup 'bout the weed for two seconds. I don't want this girl to know I smoke!
Scarface: Yeah...it's bad enough you a janitor, YO!
Thurgood Jenkins: Custodian, Biotch! I don't do drugs, though. Just weed....

by smurfy May 19, 2004

bake my scrod

To tease or rag on; similar to break my balls and bust my chops.

The guys would bake my scrod if they saw me in this getup.

by Born Blitzed December 9, 2008