Bassoon

A double reed instrument that looks like a bong crossed with a circumcised penis. You can put a balloon over the bore for the full effect.

Ohh, do it again! Your bassoon is sssoooo long!

by Mr. Instrument June 21, 2008

bassment

A place where i spin and shit be shakin off tha shelf cuz my subz iz turned up.
used to be a show on BET

i spin da bassment

by djscrizzle November 27, 2003

Bassey

Pronounced: Bass·ee,
1.
1. The act of feeling hostility or animosity toward other people's belongings, achievements or appearance.
2. Act detesting or 'hating' on people.
2. Feeling dislike or distaste for everything concerning the target individual's life .

v. intr.
To feel hatred.
n.

1. Intense animosity or jealousy; hatred.
2. An object of detestation or hatred.

Middle Arabic Bass'an, from Old Hebrew Bas'aa. N., Middle Semetic, from Old Arabic Basaan.

1. Why's dude being so bassey? He knows I like her.

2. That's a real bassey move homie, watch yourself!

3. Bassiness is a female trait, so am happy for you even though the feelings' not mutual.

by Mertash February 21, 2008

basset hound

It means you're about to go lay naked in bed with another man.

After work tonight I'm going to hunt down a beer and Basset Hound.

by d3fx May 2, 2010

basshole

A basshole is a vagina that smells god awful to the point that you cant bear being around it. if you break down this word you see all the criteria fitted of having a stinky vagina. (bass) obviously a fish therefore the vagina smells like fish. (hole) A vigina is a hole so i need not to say more. finally the word (asshole) being in the term is an added bonus.

I was about to eat out this girl but she had a basshole so i had to get out of there.

by Clyde the australian November 5, 2010

Bassist

For Urban Dictionary Slang Purposes: A bassist is someone who hangs around musicians.

Larry learned how to play an A, E and B on the bass guitar. This was the entire prerequisite for joining a band.

by Douglas PerfectHour February 23, 2005

Bassad

A lite-version and replacement of the phrase "bad ass" when used in a conversation.

Dude! Those rims are so bassad!

by Scyon June 16, 2010