Evan

someone who is sexy, kind hearted, confident, minds their business and has a big fat juicy ass

omg i love her she's such an Evan

by evanmwah01 November 23, 2021

To Evan

To fly a jet Into someone on Grand Theft Auto 5

Hold on I'm going to evan this person

by THEKINGCOMET April 18, 2018

Evan and Kate

Bad couple. Just plain horrible. They think they work out but they are totally diffrenent in ways they do not notice . Fucking gross couple

Friend: “Dude are you dating kate”
Evan: “yea bruh why”
Friend: “bro bad choice bad choice, evan and kate dont go together”

by Coolpersonnnnnn October 24, 2017

robbie evans

If your boyfriend is a Robbie Evans, your in trouble he's Hitler version 2, hes a tall lad but girls get disappointed when his nob is the size of a caterpillar, sadly it won't go into a cacoon and get bigger.

Oh no, my boyfriend is a Robbie Evans

by Dr floppy schlong July 12, 2017

evan gramcracker

a tall guy with a hot deep voice.

Friend: Do you know Evan Gramcracker?
Isabella: yes! He is so hot!
Friend: (silence)

by Lil moo moo June 1, 2018

Evan

Hot sexy man with a extranordary big penis. People think he has a small penis cuz he asian what is not correct cuz Evans have mostly big penis the size of a 20 cm

His name is defintly Evan he is so hot

by Efegge June 6, 2018

Evan

The best person ever, the sexiest and funniest. So talented, so cute, everyone's favorite person ever.
He's british tho and a rat, but he's still cute.

I would die for Evan

by papupipo August 25, 2021