Wet socks

The worst thing to ever wear in life. Imagine socks... but wet. Absolutely disgusting. Humanity will someday make wet socks die in a fire.

Bruh why you wearing wet socks on a bed? You’re the scum of society.

by —-deleted—- February 26, 2020

wet grinding

It means when 2 guys want to fuck but dont want penetration so they just lube up between the butt cheeks and grind and slide their weiner back and forth against the butthole but never actually penetrating just grinding between the butt cheeks

Oh god jimmy and i did so much wet grinding there is so much dried up cum between my butt cheeks

by tyrustali June 16, 2015

wet seal

a wet seal is when a morbidly obese woman is giving you oral sex while she runs on a treadmill rubbed down in bacon grease.

i totally wanna wet seal that fat chick bro.

by LouisVuitton17 April 2, 2011

wet burrito

A wet burrito is a sexual act in which a man liberally applies hot sauce to his erect penis before inserting it into his partner's anus. The act results in a mixture of bodily fluids - fecal matter, blood, semen, sweat, possibly urine - and hot sauce, hence the "wet burrito" name. This is usually a surprise sex act, as most partners would prefer to keep hot sauce as far away from their genitals as possible.

You should've seen her face after that wet burrito I gave her last night. I have a feeling I'm not getting laid again for at least a week.

by philthyphillygirl December 6, 2009

wet pelican

when a male stickes his whole hand in a females anus and then sticks his whole head in her vigina thne he picks his nose.

"Yo man your girl loved that wet pelican last night"

by cam April 11, 2005

wet nap

female version of a tea bag

ie. when a girl squats over a man's or another woman's face
and gently dabs the lips of the vagina on their nose and mouth.

"I passed out on the side of the pool and woke up to Susie givin' me a wet nap"

by chold on July 4, 2009

wet weed

Marijuana that has been dipped in liquid pcp.
This is usually done to low quality marijuana so a dealer can sell it at a higher price because low doses of pcp can feel like potent cannabis.

That asshole dealer sold us wet weed.

I don't know why he said this was good shit, cuz this looks like fuckin' mersh.

I dip my nug in pcp so I can smoke some wet weed.

by peacelovedope July 20, 2009