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/whale

the act of raging which results in a person leaving a game and being nowhere to be found for 2 weeks.
Don't bully him in Fortnite he will /whale.
by sweeshji December 28, 2023
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White Whale

When you pack someone's asshole with cocaine, with the anticipation they will pass gas. When they fart, creating that beautiful blowhole effect, you snort that freshly scented cocaine fart up.
Let me snort that coke outta your ass, white whale style.
by FarkDaNarc October 1, 2019
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Shadow of Whales

They are an amazing band. They are one of the most sweetest and most kindest guys in the world. They are so caring and they love and care for every one of their fans. They have the best smiles in the world, and they are always so nice to everyone.
I love Shadow of whales. They are so amazing.
by Shadowofalex June 23, 2018
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Tinder Whale

Typical fat girl who is on tinder trying to slob on your knob.
Tom: Joey you need some pussy
Joey: Yeah I'll probably just hit up a tinder whale
by Wildcard_5_ March 5, 2019
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Whale Jugging

The Act of Blowing Across a Large Woman's Anus, using it as a musical instrument of endless pleasures. Tuned by spreading/squishing the cheeks as necessary thus changing the shape and taughtness of the orifice.
After a Successful night of Hogging, Ben took his catch back to her place for an evening of romancing , culminated by the sweet sweet sounds of him Whale Jugging her to sleep.
by Mike Hancho Eclesiasties April 8, 2017
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Whale

A fat person who you would fight but you would get sat on so you avoid at all costs so you don't die from their stank ass breath.
"Abby is a whale! Look out everyone."
by Anonymous6667 May 20, 2019
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Chromo Whale

This was are first prototype for the make a wish foundation. It was an autistic sperm sold to all parents. Only one wanted a autistic fat ass but then they wanted to get an abortion but couldn’t because they were too poor. They tried to get an after birth diy abortion but there credit card was maxed out on gay roblox porn characters. They tried killing him by shooting him but missed and hit him in the leg. At his 8th grade dinner dance he smelled like a dead pig ejaculated all over itself. Later in his life he died from shooting himself in the dick to do a diy transgender surgery but bleed out and died
Why didn’t we have an abortion for The Chromo Whale.
by Rapelittlegirlswiththehead April 12, 2019
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