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wanking for a spanking

1. It's a very sad and sorry situation, scenario and practice by some realty sick boys. Ninny boys who are into S & M are jacking off while reading those 'mash notes' from their dominator bitches and get turned on while thinking about the 'discipline' they'll get next time they meet their favorite whore, they are wanking while thinking about the spankings they are gonna get.

2. When somebody is being a glutton for punishment. Kind of like 'cruising for a bruising'. ASKING for trouble.
1. Donald Treason tRump has shown the world in so many ways what an SMF he is. He talks incestuous lust about his daughter and there are pictures of the two together that would make a dog upchuck. He rapes, and has been convicted of it. He talks pervert trash ('the younger, the better'). He brags about 'grabbing em by the pussy'. He is an egotistical Caligula by every definition and description of that grossly deviant Roman emperor. And the stripper whore Stormy Daniels spilled the beans on '60 Minutes' about swatting his ass. il Douche Donald is a spankee boy. Shiiiiiiii-yiiiiiiiiitttttt, he's wanking for a spanking! DAMN!!!

2. Jeffrey is reading those stupid BDSM books and watching that Rihanna video again, he's wanking for a spanking!

3. Rikki is being a spoiled diva prima donna again. She's just wanking for a spanking to put her in her place! She's a big disgrace.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 22, 2023
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wanking in windale

when atlas is driving through windale, wanking with cops watching other he has left his fathers house.
atlas was wanking in windale the other day again
by gem gem December 7, 2024
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Walzing

Tim Walz had to get his stomach pumped for Walzing.
by mtlhd1955 August 7, 2024
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Wanking’t dog off

Wanking’t dog off indicates that a person is not doing anything at that moment in time and/or has no plans.

PSA- no dogs shall be harmed, the masturbation of canines is not included.
Alex: what are you doing today?

Caitlin: Wanking’t dog off.
by Cwilss March 4, 2024
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Welking it

Welking it is when you dip your dick in paint the current color of Welkin’s hair then wait for the paint to dry before jorking it.
Welkin’s hair is currently pink so I’m Welking it in pink paint.
by Mexi_mart April 9, 2025
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Wanking Waffle Stomper

This is when someone simultaneously jerks off and takes a shit whilst also taking a shower.
Yo, did you hear about that wanking waffle stomper Timmy did last night?
by ThunderBunda April 14, 2025
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Walting Away

Same as "Wilting away" but instead you or the person is in the Walter White death pose from the finale of the Breaking Bad show.
Person 1: You ok man-
Person 2: I'M WALTING AWAY
by Mr. Pretzel Roll May 14, 2025
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