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Unicornasaurus 

imadewd (8:12:54 PM): I am Barry White
starrynite771 (8:13:06 PM): Cool
starrynite771 (8:13:12 PM): Nice to meet you
starrynite771 (8:13:18 PM): Considering you died a while ago
imadewd (8:13:21 PM): i tell you very deep like "Ah yeah baby, i am a unicornasaurus"
Unicornasaurus by Tree-Fitty November 30, 2005
mysical horse-like creatures with a single horn in the center of their head. when a man is masturbating under a rainbow, crying, and using his tears for lube, and his seed spills to the ground, that is how a unicorn is conjured.
my sorry D&D character died today in battle, so i went out to let off some steam, and all of a sudden this unicorn appeared out of nowhere! i love unicorns!
unicorns by hotasset January 17, 2008

Unicorns killed my girlfriend 

A gay crunkcore band who

nobody listens to unless they either want to laugh or want attention. The only band member doesn't look completely like a fucktard is probably Jon who just looks like a generic emo kid other than that they all look pretty frikin retarded hey at least they don't look like Black Veil Brides but seriously I listened to them once and my bleach ran away, my wife left me, I got terminal ear cancer, my computer killed itself halfway into Problem, the bank took my house for having a horrible taste in music and now all my cells turned into cancer cells and all my melanin left my skin because I could not live with this kind of music anymore and so I'm transparent now, and since all my brain cells are gone Igh forgt gow teo spel:
If you listen to Black Veil Brides or unicorns killed my girlfriend you can automatically turn in your scene card or emo card exchange it for a retard card.

Unicornucopia 

A copious amount of Unicorns.
An abundance of unicorns, as such would be found in the black forest of Hogwarts, (pre-Voldemort, of course)
" oh my God, its a Unicornucopia!!!"

"Where do you think i could find a Unicornucopia? I need to catch a unicorn to get his horn. Its a present for my girlfriend...no big deal..."

"dude, did you see that Unicornucopia heard hauling ass away from that girl? No way SHE'S a virgin...."
Unicornucopia by Kaydeeface December 25, 2009

unicorning 

Placing your hand apon your head with your index finger placed straight outright like a unicorns horn. either used to stimulate the vigina or anus. while the mouth pulls a raspberry into the opposite hole.
Also known as a "Unicorn"
"Have you ever been to the hut in hook? all sorts of things go on there. even unicorning."
unicorning by TomMurtha June 26, 2007

unicorned 

Unicorned-when a person in the gym gets rammed in the ass by a large piece of exercise equipment.
Mike wasn't paying attention and was unicorned by the leg press.