turtle body

A significantly obese person, usually a woman. So named for their inability to rest their arms parallel to their bodies, and their shuffling walk.

If they were to fall on their backs, they'd likely be unable to get up.

"So, you think there'll be any hot chicks at that Def Leppard tribute band's concert?"

"Well, there's guaranteed to be a turtle body or 20."

by Nam-shub of Enki May 30, 2006

leaky turtle

The act of self urination in mass public. With not one regret of the self humiliation.

Ex: dude im going for it,the leaky turtle.
( D- stands up, in the middle of class: and beings self urination. Igs- wow dollie D's like totally the man, he just pulled a leaky turle and sat back down. I cant believe he would jingaling jingaling a wang chung like that. deo )

by Dleahy February 11, 2008

turtle pond

when you fill someones mouth with cum so much it looks like a pond, your teeth are the turtles

last night i gave your mom a turtle pond

by Mr.Soup November 20, 2013

Turtle Jerk

Turtle Jerk is when someone is giving a handjob and covers the head of the penis so when the male ejactulates cum wont pray all over. It's named after the handforming a shell, as in turtles having shells.

Be smart Sandy, Turtle Jerk me. I mean, this is a new couch.

by www.geocities.com/project_fallen June 6, 2004

turtle fucked

when a group of people are sitting around a table, playing a drinking game and one person slams down one bottle of beer on top of the another.bottom of one beer is slamming on the neck of the other beer...causing the beer to foam and the owner of the beer drinking a lot

chris leans over and slams his beer on garrett's and yells "turtle fucked!"

by girlcowboysfan April 28, 2009

Turtle Heading

When you lightly push your anus to see if what is coming is just a fart but then you realize it's actually a poop and the tip of the turd begins to come out just like a turtle sticks its head out of its shell to check its surroundings.

Emma: Damn I thought I just had to fart but when I was turtle heading I stained my underwear.
Emily: I told you not to push that hard, now we have to buy you new undies!

by Paytonglaser April 12, 2017

turtle dropping

The ninth turtle dropping season is just around the courner, unknown to most of you turtle dropping is a well celebrated sprot

goodbye chester, im off to drop turtles

by anguris neo Mk2 November 7, 2003