turd gurggle

The sound the stomach makes moments before you take a crap.

"Ah, man my belly just turd gurggled."

by Chushyabbfle November 14, 2013

plug turd

The often disregarded fecal matter that morphs from a once gelatinous substance to a hard, concrete like formation that stops previously liquidized fecal excrement in it's tracks, whereas no further deposition of excremental matter may occur henceforth. (See "poop plug.")

Dangit Johnny! If you don't hurry up I'll surely soil myself! My plug turd is nearing it's expulsion!

by Illicitrampage August 1, 2019

Turd Tunnel

The back passage, referring to the destination where the faeces exit the body. Usually referred to as an asshole, anus and shitter.

Oh, Megan really let loose from her turd tunnel after that large meal from Nandos.

by ShniffItConnor September 19, 2016

Goldilocks Turd

The immensely satisfying poop that comes after waiting just the right amount of time.

Person 1; "You look happy."
Person 2; "Yeah mate. Just had a Goldilocks Turd and I feel wonderful."

by M J V D G June 24, 2016

Turd Burglar

When you finish shitting and go to wash your hands, and then turn back around to flush, only to find that your turd has been stolen, leaving only skids and turd covered fingerprints

Recently I’ve had a number of shits disappearing, I think we have a turd burglar on our hands

by J Bag/ Dirty Jamo February 25, 2020

rat turd

rat turd is used as an insult when someone does something stupid in a video game, or when they doing your mom

Person 1: What if I drop into the spikes?
Person 2: You fucking rat turd, why the hell would you do that?

by Grass_Toucher69420 January 27, 2022

Turd Slide

An alternate name for a sewer.

After installing the new sewer, Tommy the Plumber took a step back and said, “Does that new turd slide look good to you?”

The plumber just fixed the turd slide, it’s safe to flush again.

by BigGuysWife November 13, 2018