Decorate my Christmas tree

Proposition a woman for sex while she's on her period.

"Hey baby, why don't you toss that tampon aside and decorate my Christmas tree."
"Um...why are you in the women's restroom?"

by Redwings15 March 21, 2016

Christmas Woman

Mrs. Claus basically
In lieu to the German interpretation of the word "Santa" (in this case it would be Mrs. Claus). Mostly used by people from Weener, Eastfrisia.

“Who is married to christmas man?”
“Christmas woman obviously.”

by ghistbek March 26, 2025

Jungle Christmas

When your ebt card and welfare check come on the same day. This is indeed a rare occasion to be celebrated with 40 oz's and Newports.

Guy 1: My ebt card and welfare check came in the mail on theChristmas! I also sold some Crack and got shot.

Guy 2: Shit bro! Thats one hell of a jungle christmas!

by Yung Butthole February 21, 2023

Christmas Eve'ing

A bunch of guys bukkakeing a woman who's sitting with her head pointed up, and her mouth wide open, so all the guys presents go down her chimney mouth.

"Yo did you hear about the party at Sarah's house?"
"Yeah man, like 6 guys were Christmas Eve'ing her"

by Epicchef64 May 28, 2022

Christmas penis

When a relative or person is horny around the holidays

Why is my meta pod using Christmas penis

by Kyle browfloski December 13, 2016

Christmas Coochie

When a woman wears leggings and sweat pants for the cold months of the year, leaving her with a sweaty, smelly Christmas Coochie. (Because December is in the middle of the cold season.) This is the time of year when most women leave their sweet bush to grow free and sweat as it pleases.

"Dude, did you hear that girl at the party had a Christmas Coochie? It was rank!"

by CrackIsWackYo October 21, 2019

Christmas asshole

It means your an asshole every other day besides Christmas

You such an Christmas asshole

by Who_shall_be named October 6, 2020