glass spoon

A glowing spoon to eat ass with. Gl- (glow) ass spoon.

guy 1 : "Did you eat the booty like groceries?"
guy 2 : "You know it, I even brought my glass spoon"

by Turbusense December 20, 2015

Spoon

Someone who is emotionally unstable and desperate that clings to you when you haven't know them very long.

Guy 1: Hey, how's Tinder going?
Guy 2: I've been talking to a couple chicks, but they are all spoons.

by Faelord August 27, 2020

mcflurry spoon

A device to use to eat a fart.
booty sex food

Kyle mcflurry spooned Linda.

by Torro57 May 6, 2016

Dick Spoon

Prison slang for an edible spoon made from a wafer-like material, typically provided to inmates on mental health/suicide watches who have recently demonstrated a proclivity for inserting foreign objects into their bodily orifices, which unlike a regular plastic spoon will eventually dissolve on contact with bodily moisture.

"No, no plastic spoon for Inmate Smith- he's been packing the musket again. Give him a dick spoon".

by Dano78 October 1, 2022

Spoon of Sagugu

Spoon of sagugu is a cult made by nine year olds in the late 2000s it was made to honor the serenity and beauty of the spoon. Members are highly respected in thier individual communities

Worship the spoooon
Sagugu,Sagugu
Spoon of sagugu ehhhhhhh

by YungBanjThaGod February 4, 2019

Grandfather spoon

Also known as serving utensils - can be used for spoon, fork, knives

Can we get a grandfather spoon to scoop this soup?!

by wxgharvard November 1, 2021

only a spoonful

Used to ironically indicate a huge amount of something, that someone wants to pretend is a small amount.

Based on the joke in King Bach's vine wherein a man asks his friend how much ice cream he can have to which he replies 'only a spoonful' before unveiling a comically large spoon.

A: Dude how much homework did you get?
B: Only a spoonful!

by (void*) September 11, 2023