The law of Bean

The universal rule that Sean Bean can never be allowed to live throughout the entirety of any television program or movie in which he stars. For every show/film in which he survives, one of his fellow actors dies in real life.

"Dude, did you hear about (insert actor name here)?"

"Yeah, how'd he/she die?"

"Their director broke the law of Bean"

"What? That's insane!"

by Lord of the DANCE July 3, 2014

Theo's Law

The idea is that every time you laugh you learn something new, whether you have realized it or not.

Ha, You farted. (Everyone laughs) Wow, that's what Theo's law is, because I just learned this guy is a real douche.

by iSyphix December 3, 2017

Faltskog's Law

The law which states that those people who claim to dislike something vehemently, secretly love it (e.g anti-gay pastors who are caught bumming a rent-boy). Named after Agneta Faltskog from ABBA - as anyone claiming to dislike ABBA is lying to themself...even Agneta Faltskog.

"How did you know I was gay?"
"You kept banging on about how much you hate gays - Faltskog's Law."

by Mestopheles November 12, 2017

Fug's Law

Women who are into kinky things like swinging or fetish parties are much more likely to be ugly, old, and/or dumpy than even remotely attractive.

Sure, the show Real Sex sounds like fun, but all the women are gross. Blame Fug's Law.

by whatchamacoolit December 11, 2010

the law of biology

a made-up explanation by an accountant as to why one cannot finishing consuming 5 beers without peeing

I really wanted to finish my bucket of beers at the theater but it was either my lack of testicles or the law of biology that made me have to use the bathroom prior to finishing them... I left the movie theater in shame.

by tornadochaser November 22, 2013

johnson's law

When you save an item (like a screw, or a part from something) for years and then you finally throw it out but the very next day you need it.

Hey Charlie, do you still have that part to that old machine you've been holding on to? Nope, Johnson's Law.

by JohnnyBabes September 11, 2020

Larry's Law

Named after the user VirtualLarry from the Anandtech message boards, this law defines that any internet discussion regarding GPUs or Videocards, given sufficient time, will devolve into an argument about GPU mining for cryptocurrency.

I was trying to talk about the price and performance of the 6600XT, but you guys had to Larry's Law this topic and argue over hashrates and how everything is overpriced because of mining.

by GodisanAtheist September 10, 2021