dirt shoveling

Work which achieves no useful purpose but is mandated as some kind of political requirement in order to achieve some actual objective.

It'd be a 5 minute job if it weren't for all the dirt shoveling.

by _cjd September 5, 2017

dirt darting

Slang used by mostly by soldiers, pilots, and old men, to describe when a flying object hits the ground at a high speed

"if anyone hits the ground that fast it'll be dirt darting"

by ForJevers December 14, 2016

sniff your dirt

When a guy (usually a pervert) smells a girls dirty panties

Bruh, I caught Alex sniffing Nickie's dirt yesterday, that dudes gotta chill before he ends up behind bars.

Boys who sniff your dirt are thirsty.

by Strawberrymochilove May 20, 2016

Wet Dirt

A colloquial phrase used to express or convey a message that a particular topic or matter is disliked or frowned upon and generally not approved by the wider audience.

“I love pineapple on pizza.”
“That’s wet dirt!”

by dingalingtickler March 24, 2025

dirt fiction

dirt fiction is when someone says something gay as shit and is a furry

Dirt: thats why ur a dweeby looking fucker that fucks dogs
Me: yeah thats dirt fiction

by FlexOnGrandma October 20, 2020

Dirt

The act of being sneaky

Me being sneaky caused me to have dirt on me 😔

by omfg bubbles January 22, 2022

Dirt

A reason why you should watch out for bugs

Edi: Stop standing on that dirt
Don: oh i was not looking also can you take me to the hospital
Edi: why?
Don: i think im dying from bugs

by A big baby February 5, 2022