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Person A: Hey what does math stand for
Person B: It stands for Mental Abuse to Humans
by THEREALXB November 21, 2022
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Math

A type of sorcery, far above all others, and practised by wizards far above the level of Merlin, such as Archimedes, Pythagoras and Euler.
Harry Potter fan: Hey bro I wish I could go to hogwarts
Asian kid: There's a magic school better then hogwards, it's called math class

Dickwad: Hey look at that nerdy asian kid doing his Math
Smart (not asian smart) dude: Careful dude he's gonna blast your brain to smithereens with his linear algebra shit
by Shit,Ts-gei August 14, 2020
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Math

A useless piece of crap that makes everyone want to literally drown themselves in a pool of spit
What do math and a broken pencil have in common? They’re both pointless.
by puppydog16377383 November 9, 2019
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Math

Math makes me wanna kms
by Canucks_Nation7 December 5, 2017
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Math(s)

A bullshit definition used by British people. This form of the the conjugation "mathematics" takes advantage of the rule of singular and plural conjugations. However the word is a conjunction of ab(remove) + scindere (tear). Literally then, to tear or cut apart, as the x-axis does to the coordinate plane. The main root is closely related to the Latin root from which we get the word scissor. The mathematical use of the term was apparently coined by Leibniz around 1855. In addition, this form of the word math(s) creates a paradox against the possessive rule of grammar.
Example: I enjoy math class
-"Not," I enjoy math(s) class
by Math(s) October 20, 2018
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Zombie Math

When canned and conventional math methods (or dated and dead ideas) live on, and anxious teachers and parents rely on old school techniques to solve word problems, especially when oft-visual problem-solving strategies are available to help students with “look-see” solutions.
Tens of thousands of American math teachers are stuck with zombie math, refusing to experiment with Singapore’s more intuitive bar model method in solving brain-unfriendly math questions.
by Numerati December 9, 2024
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maths

Maths:
Mental
Abuse
To
Humans
Sometimes
I hate maths.
by Celaena Sardotien April 23, 2018
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