A homosexual who also has kids. Usually referring to a male. Works in tandem with the phrase “three dollar bill”.
by Zo Spinelli February 24, 2021
Get the Two Headed Nickelmug. by Irishbackrub March 24, 2017
Get the two tone earthwormmug. The typical female who tries to befriend you then goes after your ex-boyfriend after you both break off relations.
What!? Kim is going out with Joe!? I though Kim was friends with Joe's previous girlfriend.
Yup, Kim's just a two-faced whore
Yup, Kim's just a two-faced whore
by yourtypicalbluntperson February 1, 2015
Get the Two-faced whoremug. After a sustained period of double fingering a girl. One can be left with a sticky mess of bodily fluid connecting the fore and middle fingers.
If left to dry and harden, one can wake up with the "Two finger crunch".
The two finger crunch is more specifically the sensation and noise when the dried fingers are snapped apart.
Similar to the crunch sound a Kit Kat makes when separating two biscuit fingers.
If left to dry and harden, one can wake up with the "Two finger crunch".
The two finger crunch is more specifically the sensation and noise when the dried fingers are snapped apart.
Similar to the crunch sound a Kit Kat makes when separating two biscuit fingers.
"I madly fingered her all night, she was crazy into it. Although I woke up with the two finger crunch"
by kiwiguntman June 5, 2014
Get the The two finger crunchmug. by hitlersashes December 6, 2019
Get the Two-way ticketmug. 
Get the Two Dicks Deepmug. by MrSnufflesTB November 29, 2021
Get the Tommy Two Shitsmug.