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Palm tree problems

Palm tree problems : the inability to make a decision while on vacation. Similar to first world problems, complaints in response to the perceived absence of more pressing concerns. 🏝

“Example : I’ve got palm tree problems! Should I order a mojito or pina colada 🍹 “
I’ve got palm tree problems! Should I order a mojito or pina colada 🍹
by Allkindaoftrouble March 27, 2019
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Alabama Pear Tree

verb. to stick pointy objects in people's asshole in the dark
That Alabama Pear Tree really surpised me at the party.
by The Llama tickle January 7, 2012
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Little tree fresh

When a chicks vagina is so stanky you have to hang little tree air fresheners off of your cock to kill the smell. Black ice is the best. It's also advised that you wrap it up.
Did you fuck kelsey last night bro?
Yeah, her pussy stank so bad I had to do a little tree fresh
by Rob Van Winkle June 27, 2017
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nail jello to a tree

Getting my girlfriend to give me head ,is like trying to nail jello to a tree.
by wslngy December 2, 2015
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Dollar Tree Addict

Somebody that has a severe obsession with Dollar Tree and refuses to by anything else at other stores.
Alex is your grandma a Dollar Tree Addict LOL!
Jake you're such a Dollar Tree Addict.
by ASS this December 4, 2020
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The Tree-o

The Tree-o are three absolutely amazing girls who go to North Smithfield High School in North Smithfield, Rhode Island.

They are the ONE, the ONLY, and the ORIGINAL Tree-O and ALL others are either pathetic knockoffs or wannabes.

The Tree-O is comprised of Alicia, Jessica, and Stephanie, whose last names will not be used in accordance with urbandictionary.com's policies about naming non-celebrities, which sadly includes not-yet celebrities such as these three girls.

The Tree-O are dorks, which is distinctly different from nerd and geek (obviously) because dorks are able to identify with and be on friendly terms with members of each and every level of the social spectrum, making them immensely popular.

They use extremely fun and varied vocabulary in everyday conversation which makes them interesting to talk to for both adults, young children, and their peers alike.

In short, The Tree-O is nothing short of perfect.
Damn, did you see the Tree-O today? They looked smokin', as usual. And their popularity radiated from their fab bodies!
by Sirhoneytoast December 14, 2008
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Norwegian Tree Trunk

An extremely large and thick penis where the veins are popping out and everything. It ranges from anywhere between 1 and 2 feet. It is usually darker brown then the normal penis and is around 2-3 inches wide. Hurts like hell when having sex with someone who has one.
Guy #1 "Hey dude, what happened to that girl you scored last night?"
Guy #2 "Oh, we never did it."
Guy #1 "Why?"
Guy #2 "Oh, i have a Norwegian Tree Trunk and it wouldn't fit..."
by FantabulousOvalMan February 24, 2012
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