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Toolishness

An act of foolishness performed by a tool of a person.
Lindsay Lohan's "toolishness" is beyond compare.
by Excellante December 8, 2010
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Tool

a person, usually a male, who thinks they are god, and they were sent onto this earth to make stupid comments with no importance to them whatsoever.
by godddddd121256 December 8, 2010
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Tool

Men who have a very big ego and think only of having intercourse with multiple women. They focus more on their looks and the amount of women they will sleep with instead of focusing on the quality of one woman.
Men like this can only be useful for sex and entertainment. When it comes to serious topics these men are pretty much worthless. A tool is usually very attractive but can also be dumb. Since they are so focused on themeselves and sex, they arent supose to be taken seriously in relationships, where they either cheat or make no effort.
Tools are great for one night stands or being "fuckbuddies" , but worst for serious relationships like a boyfriend or husband.
A. Male cast of Jersey Shore.example:Pauly D.
B. That hot guy that fooled around with many women you know.
C. Jane:" i can believe he treats women like their toys...he is pretty hot though..."

Faira :"snap out of it! Hes a tool!"
by Sungod dd January 11, 2011
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tool

a guy who wears pinnies (especially lax) on a daily occasion
by rockstarrrr September 6, 2010
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Toolism

People who look/act like a tool. Therefore it is considered 'toolism'.
A couple decked out in Ed Hardy and True Religion.
A bitch that is no longer your friend.
These are examples of toolism.
by erresistable September 6, 2010
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Toolocracy

political ideology in which everyone gets screwed over one way or another.
Well done, Congess... you've made America a toolocracy
by blood.red.alibi September 11, 2010
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Toolbag

Me: Look, toolbag, back the fuck off
Black guy: You racist! Suck my dick!
by AngryCracka October 6, 2010
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