roof top

To cover one's hand when in the act of prison shanking an enemy, so as not to alert the warden and ceiling cameras of your misdeeds.

Hey Tron, you gotta roof top that sharpened toothbrush so the ceiling cameras dont bust that ass.

by David Tribbey October 2, 2005

karrot top

When you or a hot bitch gives you two paper cuts on the tip of your penis making a x.

This hot bitch gave me a Karrot top. It hurt but I liked it!

by MASTERBLASTER69 November 18, 2005

top of the art

What you say when you want to piss off your coworkers.

My coding is top of the art.

by Jedirock December 19, 2014

top tip

Dickkkkkkkkksssssss

I love those top tips😂😂😂

by YOURRRR MOMMMMM April 19, 2018

crotch top

a portable computing devise that fits more comfortably on your crotch than on your lap.

Donna: "Hey Jimmy, new lap top?"
Jimmy: "No. Actually, it's a crotch top. Wanna see my power cord?"

by keVIInXI February 18, 2011

Top Dawg

A person who is a god in mortal form, they usually have the name Jamie. They have friends from all over the world and go to every epic event! Everyone wants to be top dawg but aren't as cool as the real top dawg (Jamie Gray).

Ted: Did you go to that mad shout last night Will?
Will: Nah g, was grounded - Jamie will have gone
Ted: Oh shit of course haha, I mean he is top dawg innit

Jack: I wanna be top dawg
Ted and Will: Shut up Jack only Jamie can be top dawg

by badmanfarrand April 10, 2017

Bell top

Similar to a bell end. Someone who is a complete bell.

Matthew Alun Edwards is a bell top.

by haaaaaaa August 27, 2012