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Number 2

P O R N, oh uh oops I mean porn uh no I mean porn oops no I mean corn. Yeah corn yummy yummy delisoud corn b
by iminhellplshelpahhh July 2, 2024
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Numbers 31

Wait... The Jewish guy who is better than anyone at CNN... He's going to cite the passage in the bible where God... Tells his followers... To kill all of the men.... And all of the women who have known a man... And to capture all of little girls as spoils...
Hym 😨 "Did he just cite numbers 31!? I mean... You see the irony there, right? Am I the only one who sees it? I am? Oh... Well, no, see... I mean, you SEE the irony there? Number 31? THAT is the passage from the bible you want to quote there? Your entire position was 'Hamas are animals! The Jews would NEVER do the thing that Hamas is doing... Which is murder and kidnap children.... Like in Numbers 31... Where God tells them to do that... And then they do exactly that...' I mean, do you see the irony there? That you chose THAT PASSAGE to quote? You could have chose LITERALLY any other part of the bible! But you chose the 'Murder and kidnapping' part to quote... THERE, like, TODAY... Just now... Wh... Why?"
by Hym Iam October 9, 2023
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The Number One Song In Heaven

This is the number one song in heaven
Written, of course, by the mightiest hand
All of the angels are sheep in the fold of their master
They always follow the Master and his plan
This is the number one song in heaven
Why are you hearing it now, you ask
Maybe you're closer to here than you imagine
Maybe you're closer to here than you care to be
This is the number one song in heaven
Written, of course, by the mightiest hand
All of the angels are sheep in the fold of their master
They always follow the Master and his plan
This is the number one song in heaven
Why are you hearing it now, you ask
Maybe you're closer to here than you imagine
Maybe you're closer to here than you care to be
by Death Menace April 27, 2023
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runner number

the number given by a runner (someone who buys drugs for minors) to the teens so that they can call him/her if they need something.
Yo that guy gave me a runner number.
Great now we dont have to steal the vodka from my parents.
by UrbanlegenD786 June 8, 2009
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Chauncey's Number

Not to be confused with the term Chauncy, which is not even similar.

Chauncey's number is the amount of time between when ant item, person or animal enters the world and when it inevitably touches a penis. This number is lower for girls named Kandi.
"Man, Stormi's Chauncey's Number is like, 15 years. She's wild."

"Bro, when we were skinny dipping, that turtle found out it's Chauncey's Number. Nasty."
by Samuel Gmoney October 24, 2019
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burn a number

To ask if you want to smoke a joint. Circa 1960's - 1970's
Hey you want to go burn a number.
joint weed smoke
by Betty Bash May 11, 2018
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