A pixel chick is one of the saddest of creatures, generally female, over thirty years of age, and having no significant emotional relationship in her 'real life', finds an online boyfriend who usually ends up being attached to someone else or even married in his own 'real life'. Pixel Chicks are easily gotten rid of, a change of a disposable game, email, or Skype account and you don't even have to deal with the dreaded 'break up scene'. Standard calendar holidays do not apply to this type of girlfriend, typically celebrated the day AFTER the actual holi-date. For example, Valentine's day, February 14th, is for the wife, Valentine's Day for your Pixel Chick is February 15th. A Pixel Chick's desirability usually expires anywhere from a period of six weeks to six months. Once the Pixel Chick finds herself dumped once more, she will eat copious amounts of ice cream for several days, log back online, and try again.
No, Debbie is my wife, Christina my side chick, and Michelle is my pixel chick; gotta keep them straight man.
by SpiritusEqua October 22, 2016
Mark:Did you hear about John and Cindy from front of house?
Joe: yeah I heard they were in a Chick-fil-ationship.
Joe: yeah I heard they were in a Chick-fil-ationship.
by Lukey Pookie October 18, 2021
by Zoltar85 August 02, 2024
Females with blonde hair from the northern part of the United States. Group is specifically attracted to certain attributes in males. One being an excellent chin.
Bill: “What’d you do over the summer Luke?”
Luke: “Oh, I fucked the shit out some northern blonde chicks!”
Luke: “Oh, I fucked the shit out some northern blonde chicks!”
by BrandoCalrizean October 08, 2020
this is when men are on the internet trolling social networking sites to have an arsenal of attractive womens' headshots on their pages with hope to voyeur, admire the headshots, and/or actually meet the women.
Last Friday, I got two "friend requests" from men I don't know. After some wall posting, it became clear they were trying to click-up chicks.
by JonesToTheGrindstone.com April 21, 2009
That grungy chick is hot af
by Celly_belly July 31, 2021
The it girl in the room. She takes over the scene and everyone gravitates toward her nourishing energy.
Lala is definitely a chandelier chick, she came with high vibes and lit up the room with her presence.
by ladonnarey August 22, 2022