I can't breath

"I can't breath" is what Biden will try to say when Kamala Harris sits on his face and eventually makes him pass out with her farts.

(Sleepy) Joe Biden: *Snoring*

Kamala Harris: *Comes in bedroom and sits in his face*

Joe Biden: I can't breath!

Kamala Harris: *fart*

Joe Biden: *gets a boner before he passes out*

by Skyrim550 April 13, 2022

Can't be stuffed

Aussie slang for not wanting to do anything, or not having motivation to do anything. Similar to the term "Can't be fucked"

"Mate, I really can't be stuffed doing anything tonight."

by aussieguy September 19, 2009

Can't polish a turd

Despite your best efforts, there are some things you just can't fix/improve.

To point out futile attempts to conceal/change the baisc nature of something.

1) Joe: Danny's back in town. He lost a bunch of weight, got a nose job, got hair plugs and now wears really flashy clothes but he's still one ugly motherfucker.

Jim: Well, you can't polish a turd.

2) The comb-over hairstyle

by henryj May 12, 2006

dallas chuck t

1 of Texas hottest rappers from Dallas (Oak Cliff) Texas been rapping since 2003 sold over 200 copies at Carter High in 2006-2007 Dallas Chuck T is known for his hits songs Ohla Amigo, Sneekin n Ggeekin, 2cupz and Look how she work on the flow Dallas Chuck T is well known through out The whole world not just In Texas,,

Dallas Chuck T is my favorite rapper

by Dallas Chuck T January 2, 2018

I can't even

The complete, sudden onset of the cessation of brain activity, brought under the presence of acute stress, which fully affects the person only a short time after it strikes them. Said person, under the duress of the symptoms, demonstrate their affliction by alerting to others that they can't even, in reference to their inability to deal with the symptoms, or their inability to perform simple actions which have been made impossible by their afflictions.

"I can't even- (breath, talk, think, feel my body, etc.)"

by Nethalas August 27, 2014

can't tell me nothin'

A phrase that instantly refutes hating, unwarranted criticism, and other nonsense when said criticism is levied directly at its object, as opposed to through an intermediary. Made popular by the Kanye West song of the same name.

Playa': {Walks into club, solo, sporting black fedora and one-button blazer.}

Hater #1: Ayo, nigga, Usher want his hat back!

Hater #2: Yo, ur homiez shinin' up the Benz, gee?

Playa': Man, y'all can't tell me nothin'!!

by M.C. Escher January 15, 2008

don't dip your pen in the company ink

A man is advised against messing around with any woman in his workplace as doing so can have very negative consequences that affects many aspects of his life.

Employee1: I can't believe our boss slept with her. He was demoted once everyone found out about it.

Employee2: The moral of the story is: "Don't dip your pen in the company ink, it causes nothing but trouble".

by BlackFox985 December 20, 2010