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Squidwards Suicide

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A lost episode of SpongeBob where Squidward dies. The episode starts with Squidward practicing the clarinet. Then SpongeBob and Patrick are playing outside and Squidward tells them to stop. Then he practices again but it's a choking noise instead of a clarinet being played. The next shot is Squidward at the concert. He plays the clarinet badly and the crowd is booing with hyper blood realistic eyes. The next scene is Squidward in a black background but Squidward is crying, then cry's blood, then shows the blood eyes from before. The next scene is Squidward in his bed with a gun. He shoots himself and DIES....
Guy 1: Have you seen Squidwards Suicide?
Guy 2: yes and it scarred me for life.
by amoguslove42069 March 19, 2023
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Clintonic Suicide

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Whenever someone connected to the Clintons, Epstein, or a whistleblower of any sort who has never been suicidal is found dead and the cause of death is suicide.
“Yo man did you hear how a witness is gonna take the stand against Epstein?”
“Do you live under a rock bro? He said he was willing to spill the beans on everything but then they found him hanging in his jail cell, said he was suffering from mental illness.”

“Ah damn the state got him, that’s the third Clintonic Suicide this year”
by Dredgen May 11, 2023
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accidental suicide

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kelly: ever heard of an accidental suicide?
billy: no?
kelly: fuckin idiot
by ur dads clit August 16, 2023
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A former subreddit on Reddit which acted as a pro-suicide forum. It was later banned from Reddit and moved to it's own site, popularized by a video about the site by the YouTuber Tantacruel.

According to some news articles, multiple deaths were attributed to the sites after users were coached on different suicide methods.
Guy 1: Apparently Jeff died after looking for methods on that site sanctioned suicide.
Guy 2: So sad. He will be missed.
by CyanideAndSadness September 7, 2023
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carolina suicide

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When you puke,piss,shit,vomit,spit on your womens vagina then you slice the tip of your penis and proceed to have sex
Hey babe want a carolina suicide?
by Philma wood October 13, 2023
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The Suicide Machines

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Their name sounds like they will kill your family. They will not.
1: Whatcha listening to?
2: The suicide machines
1: Please don't hurt me
by subway572572 December 3, 2023
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I suicided

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If you are watching this,I killed myself in 12/9/2023,my name is Daniel,and i ended my life by overdosing.Please dont be like me,and pushing yourself off the limits.I am just too tired of going 4 classes per days,with no results,I am tired of my life.Sorry everyone.
Daniel:I killed myself.And I suicided
by alteddaniel December 9, 2023
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