Suicide

Something society likes to ignore or laugh at as just an attention grabber until they do it, and they just say they should've said something. This is why people have strong opinions on our society, we are heartless apes who deserve extinction off the face of Earth.

Society: Ignore them, it's just for attention.
Me: I stabbed my arm last night just to see if I can still feel.
Society: Ignore his ass, he only wants attention.
i commit suicide
Society: Why didn't he say anything?

by blurgon gas April 23, 2024

Suicide Shower

A special kind of shower head usually found in hotels in South America and Southeast Asia that heats the water using electricity. Cheaply made ones can electrocute you.

Make sure to book a room at a hotel with a real shower, not one of those suicide showers.

by thatlittlecunt January 2, 2018

suicide suck

Get your dick sucked by someone who has taken an high amounts of MDMA and/or other illegal pills causing them to Gurn and maybe bite your dick bitten off!

James: "Did you hear about Joe's penis getting bite off"
Thom: " Yea, he had failed the suicide suck"

by walkandsuck123 December 17, 2019

Suicide Squad

A local Daytona viglante or assassin group. Most are former civil service workers. They are known for hacking into phones and planting evidence that no one knows is there until it's too late. They also get money from the government to create a mobile unit with fancy dodge chargers or challengers. They are paid with a bounty by an ex husband or ex girlfriend seeking ultimate revenge. They utilize the local police department software, the court database, and local college research institutions to use EMF devices and illegal substances to bring a person to the point of not being able to fight. They love to stalk and do black bag jobs, tamper with mail, steal from accounts all in hopes of making their target commit suicide.

Have you had the red scare of the Suicide Squad yet?/

by Starportal77 July 18, 2021

suicide

When you know life sucks so you give up on all the dumb humans around you

If I have another math exam i‘m gonna jump off that roof, lemme do suicide

by NoHuman February 12, 2022

Suicide

Something you do after fighting with a boar and almost losing.

"Hey Jamie, how did that boar fight go?"
"Have you considered suicide you autistic fuck."

by Aks_l July 21, 2019

Solar Suicide

The act of a white skinned redhead sitting in the sun on a hot day.

Jerry is committing solar suicide sitting in the sun like that with his red hair and pasty white complexion.

by Snow Biscuit July 31, 2022