Militant Shopper

A person who buys groceries based exclusively on their country of origin.

Overheard on the train:

Guy: I only ever buy 'Australian' Oranges and always check cookies packaging.

Girl: Wow, I'm never that careful, there are so many traps.

Guy: Yeah, I'm a "Militant Shopper" like that.

by Maxwell Drive March 26, 2011

Ruby slippers

The lips of a vagina after a nasty hump

Her vagina was like a pair of ruby slippers after a night with Mandingo

by Redis12 June 14, 2011

James Skipper

A Famous Comedian often found funny for his racist jokes, mainly on blacks, and asians.

Dude, I saw James Skipper Perform yesterday.

by colliodoodio August 2, 2011

Ballerina Slippers

Some doucher from the J.W's who won't move the hell out of the way from the stairs.

Hey, its that doucher, Ballerina Slippers, he probably likes it in the rear.

by bassballs66 September 11, 2011

bottle shopper

A bag you take when you are shopping for wine.

I plan to buy a lot...better bring the bottle shopper.

by Trucker49 November 12, 2011

Computer Shopper Letters

Like "Penthouse Letters" for PC builds.

See this months Computer Shopper Letters?

NEEEEEEEEEERD BONER!

by devidos November 9, 2012

street slippers

slippers you pretend are actually shoes to be worn on the street

Renee wore a pair of street slippers to work and enjoyed their comfort all day long.

by fancee 50 February 22, 2013