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robert construction

The so-called "robert construction" is a slang for a specific type of an organisation system which is applicable for box-shaped pieces of furniture with doors or drawers for storing miscellaneous items. The essence of "robert construction" is literally the items to be placed in a way that they will most probably fall down on your forehead at the moment that you try to reach some of the items or simply at the time of opening the door itself. In a more metaphorically way it would be called twisted tetris.
Oh my, I've tried to take a coffee cup from the cabinet yesterday morning and it was such a robert construction there that today I'm watching "The Simpson's" from the hospital with a broken nose and a huge bump on my forehead!
by Foxy Wild December 9, 2020
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Robert Mugabe

When you invite a bird back for a naughty face painting session with the lads and she ends up getting a face full of Robbie G Mugabe.
Oi lads want to bring this bird back for a "bukakke", what? a Robert Mugabe? Yeah!
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Roberted

When someone commits an act of petty malice against a coworker.
I've been Roberted!! Someone put soap in my coffee!!
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Robert Downey Sr.

American actor/filmmaker.

Born Robert John Elias Jr. on June 24, 1936, Robert Downey Sr. first achieved fame as an actor, and later took up filmmaking in the late 1960s. His most notable films are perhaps "Putney Swope" and "Pound," the latter of which starred his five-year-old son, who was none other than -- you guessed it -- Robert Downey Jr.

Downey Sr. retired in the early 2010s after being diagnosed with Parkinson's Disease. He later died from complications of the disease on July 7, 2021. He was 85 years old.
Although he was overshadowed by his son later on in his life, Robert Downey Sr. was definitely always respected for his talent as a filmmaker.
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Robert

Robert is someone that can be described as a sigma male. They are very cool and have all A’s accept for B+ in biology (very close to an A). His lover is named Aiden
Beta: I wish I could be a sigma like Robert rn

Sigma Robert: you will never be like me
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Robert

He is a loving boy that enjoys fucking his love. He is loyal when it comes to woman named Ella.
Robert has a big dick shoved in my ass
by Ella Bai July 4, 2022
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Robert Stewart

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