Rice Paddy Hat

Engaging in oral sex while recipient is standing, and resting his/her FUPA (abdominal pannus) over the head of the performer.

Tommy's head all but disappeared under Jenny's profound rice paddy hat.

by Mitch Rosier August 6, 2019

Sticky Rice

Sticky rice is the Asian version of Soggy Biscuit

How to play:
1. Get a group of friends

2. Get in a circle with a bowl of rice in the middle on the floor
3. You all start masturbating at the same time
4. The last one to cum is the loser and has to eat the whole bowl.

Asian 1: "You want to play STICKY RICE"

Asian 2: "Sure but I'm not going to lose again"

by 1234567989823874 August 25, 2019

saggy rice bags

saggy rice bags is the name given to a person who has over the top saggy nips, like that of a 70 year-old crack whore.This droopy nip syndrome causes the infested's rice bags to hit the floor when they jump, causing the ground to shake as though it has parkingsons. Approach with extreme caution titties saggier than your nans are very hostile and may chomp off your dick faster than "O niel"(common name for your local pedo) after kiddies. Ricebagitis is known and scientifically proven to be the leading cause of virginity being more damaging to their sex life than posting "#1 victory royal". Sufferers of this diseases penises tend to be smaller than average having a droopy bellend and an oversized foreskin.

Luke- oi bruv u erd about that kid saggy rice bags?
Kieron- nah heard hes got some saggy ass nips
Luke- yeh man that kid liams ricebags are droopier than robs dick in the girls changing rooms
Kieran- HAHAHHAHA fucking queer!"

by cried for caitlin June 2, 2018

maggot in a rice barrel.

noun

Is a variant of the needle in a haystack phrase. Intended to be used in a derogatory and insulting manner.

to try and locate the whereabouts of a fugitive criminal in the big city, is like trying to find a maggot in a rice barrel.

by Baron Neville June 5, 2018

chatting rice

Talking bullshit/rubbish
Nothing you're saying is adding up

"You're chatting rice"
"What?"
"Stop talking shit"

by Wellmeow December 20, 2017

rice

A grain commonly used to dry out phones that were dropped in liquid, typically water. Only works when uncooked.

I had to buy rice at the store because I dropped my phone into a sink. The rice was extremely overpriced but I had to buy it anyways.

by CancerAndEbolaPatient May 1, 2018

Rice

Realy idiotic car enthusiast. (R.I.C.E)

A guy who often puts ugly and unnecessary things like overdid spoilers on a car, and thinks that it's the best thing ever, when really it's not.

''Yo, you see that civic over there, that's so rice i'mgonna puke.''

''Why does people rice their cars, they can't like that shit, right?''

by I_Hate_Ricers April 6, 2017