Piss Break

When you take a break specifically to urinate

Dude : Piss break!
(Proceeds to the toilet and urinates)

by DoggyDoofus December 16, 2019

Piss Latency

The time taken to begin urinating after one approaches the urinal. The time between your urine leaving your body and when you take stance with your penis exposed in known as your "Pee-Ping(ms)" (Less is better). Piss latency is typically higher when others are around (like in public restrooms) and especially after fornication.

My piss latency was higher than normal today, probably because I get nervous in public restrooms.

by Master Yolo McSwaglington May 1, 2014

piss that shit

1: When oneself, after deficating, decides to violently urinate on their feces.
2: When one may be confused, this term comes in handy so the person by you gets confused and you no longer look confused.
3: This term also comes in handy in describing a bad situation.

Random guy in class:"Hey man, what is the square root of 10 again? "
You: "Piss that shit"
Random guy in class: "Wait, what?"

by Oregun January 7, 2016

Piss Role

A piss role is someone who is very dumb on AUT server that having extreme chance to break a rule.

"What a fucking Piss Role that guy is, look at those copypasta."

by A Universal Active December 15, 2022

monkey-pissed

adjective: Angry

When a person is pushed past the point of extreme anger - because nothing in the world is working as it should - to the point where all the person can do is hop around, yell, urinate on the floor, and throw feces.

Vernon: Hey man, what's up?

Matt: Work is sucking the soul out of me, my computer just got the blue screen of death, the stock market crashed again, and I just bit my tongue. My blueberry yogurt in the fridge is the only good thing in my life.

Vernon: Natalie just ate it.

Matt: I'm so monkey-pissed right now.

by Mattydreads1 May 6, 2010

Pissing something

Pissing something is the act of causing piss to be absorbed by an object while using it for its intended purpose, as a consequence of pissing yourself, without the need for intentionally directing the stream, as opposed to pissing on something.

It counts as pissing something to piss my pants. It does not count as pissing something to piss on my pants.

by Michael Cranklin January 3, 2021

lil piss

Lil piss is lil pump because he is an untalented piece of unicorn, fairy floss hair trash.

Lil piss can piss in my ass

by amanda hug and kiss!! November 15, 2017