During anal sex doggie style, when the female begins to crap, or poke a turtle head, the male jams the crap back in with his penis.
"Lisa told me she had to deuce last night before sex. I was so horny I told her to wait. Unfortunately I had to give her the old San Clemente Sludge Sled to keep it in a little longer so I could cum."
by Jimmy Thekcoch January 9, 2012

Drug an old rich widows cougar drink at a club. Take her to a cheap hotel room, fuck her til she passes out, steal all of her jewelry and leave before she wakes up...
by The Silent Duck December 29, 2007

Young swag god who put the Guam sneaker scene on the map by dropping his infamous South Beach lace swap video. Sasha Grey retired when Hype showed up on the set "turnt up".
by 671Swaggot June 18, 2013

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by Sans car April 15, 2020

when you put ketchup on ur dick and wipe it on a girls chin then speak spanish to her for 30 seconds and slap her with ur balls
by balls364637 March 24, 2010

by inspironb120 June 20, 2009

When a person shoves their index finger all the way up the other person's ass and curls it in a "come hither" motion, resembling a fish hook. The Hooker then lifts the Hookee by the hook in their ass, suspending them like the Golden Gate Bridge by their asshole.
Bill thought he was getting a prostate exam, but was surprised by the doctor's unprofessionalism when it turned out to be a San Francisco Fish Hook instead.
by zotlaker December 9, 2008
