Old Town Roading

The act of blasting “Old Town Road” by Lil Nas X.

There was a lot of Old Town Roading at the party.

by Whatsanpseudonym June 13, 2019

Old World Whore

A prostitute/whore that looks like an old world monkey

Guy 1: Yo steve fucked an old world whore
Guy2: Damn steve fucking old world whores now huh

by cracklord69 March 17, 2021

27 year old

Someone who is approximately 27 years, 0 days, 0 hours, and 0.0000000000000000000000000000000 seconds old.

He is a 27 year old male who lives in a white van and gives out weird looking candy to kids that went missing years ago.

by TheDinosaurKing777 June 11, 2020

Dusty Old Hag

What you call the previous person your man was boning when he calls you that by accident when you're privately studying books.

I'll be listening to Spotify, that way you can yell out the name of whatever dusty old hag takes you there. "puts on headphones and lets him plow"

by Dupl01nfinitum February 19, 2021

old one eye

Male genitalia, specifically the "poker", or penis.

Old one eye snuck a look at her roast beef.

by Tornado69 May 10, 2006

old-man-ish

of or pertaining to senior citizens.

"Daniel, you're looking rather old-man-ish today..."

"Yeah, I know. It's probably stress, but I don't really know."

by Fabah November 23, 2009

Old Slapper Wasted

To be extremely drunk, high or a mixture of both - the inevitable fate of those whose livers survive the ten year period of White Girl Wastedness. The excessive drinking has damaged not only their internal organs but also their appearance and psyche.

"Look at her - she's White Girl Wasted!"
"Nah, mate, she's well over 27 - Old Slapper Wasted for sure!"

by Brois May 16, 2014